Halloooooooo!
'Twas a long day at work, culminating in a small child covered literally head to toe in a mixture of clay and worm castings (aka poo).
Me: I want you to think about something. Since you did what I asked you not to do and splattered that stuff all around you, you've got worm poop all over your face.
Small filthy child: But I don't want poop on my face!
Me: That is a great thing for you to think about for next time.
Clay clogs the drain, so the kid had to be hosed off in the garden. At least she did not get so grossed out by her messy hands that she gagged all the way to the bathroom, like the last time.
In completely unrelated news, I had to stop off to buy beer on the way home.
'Twas a long day at work, culminating in a small child covered literally head to toe in a mixture of clay and worm castings (aka poo).
Me: I want you to think about something. Since you did what I asked you not to do and splattered that stuff all around you, you've got worm poop all over your face.
Small filthy child: But I don't want poop on my face!
Me: That is a great thing for you to think about for next time.
Clay clogs the drain, so the kid had to be hosed off in the garden. At least she did not get so grossed out by her messy hands that she gagged all the way to the bathroom, like the last time.
In completely unrelated news, I had to stop off to buy beer on the way home.