Joining the coffee bandwagon. Some people will jump through any number of hoops to get to "bewbies," and I sometimes marvel at the sheer imagination behind the segue-ways. Reminds me of being in middle school when anything and everything meant SEX, which was frustrating as hell because I'm not great with euphemisms on a good day.
(Personally, I've yet to see a breast that I'd describe as "perky." That always struck me as weird. But whatever.)
Having said that: in my greener days as a forum chatterer, before I got to AW, I acquired a net-stalker. Not based on my username (I don't think? Can't remember what it was back then.), but I got some weird PMs and had to work with the mods to let me change my name until the dude got sent packing. Then reintroduced myself to the forum under the new name, and a few people "recognized" me, but it wasn't really the same.
So welcome back! And I feel ya.
*ALL THE HUGS*