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Matera the Mad · Feb 15, 2015

I summer each year in Nantucket.
The oyster – I know I can shuck it.
I'll eat lobster and clam

Meaney · Feb 15, 2015

I summer each year in Nantucket.
The oyster – I know I can shuck it.
I'll eat lobster and clam
on the beach at Eastham

Matera the Mad · Feb 15, 2015

I summer each year in Nantucket.
The oyster – I know I can shuck it.
I'll eat lobster and clam
on the beach at Eastham
With champaigne nearby in a bucket.

A vacation like that would be so nice

CDSinex · Feb 16, 2015

A vacation like that would be so nice
(even better if I had a vice.)

jaus tail · Feb 16, 2015

A vacation like that would be so nice
(even better if I had a vice.)
A beach vast and vacant

Meaney · Feb 18, 2015

A vacation like that would be nice
(even better if I had a vice.)
A beach vast and vacant
for abusing inhalant

Sir_Nigel · Feb 18, 2015

A vacation like that would be nice
(even better if I had a vice.)
A beach vast and vacant
for abusing inhalant
And a large chicken balti with rice.

‘Behold!’ said the valiant knight

StephanieFox · Feb 18, 2015

"Behold," said the valiant knight,
With an accent so British and light.

Sir_Nigel · Feb 19, 2015

"Behold," said the valiant knight,
With an accent so British and light.
"My codpiece of gold!"

StephanieFox · Feb 19, 2015

"Behold," said the valiant knight,
With an accent so British and light.
"My codpiece of gold!"
"'Tis not comfy. 'Tis cold!"

Lavern08 · Feb 19, 2015

"Behold," said the valiant knight,
With an accent so British and light.
"My codpiece of gold!"
"'Tis not comfy. 'Tis cold!"
"Tis also quite itchy and tight"

Our weather is terribly cold

Lavern08 · Feb 20, 2015

Our weather is terribly cold
It makes me feel cranky and old

CDSinex · Feb 20, 2015

Our weather is terribly cold.
It makes me feel cranky and old.
I could just stay inside,

StephanieFox · Feb 20, 2015

Our weather is terribly cold.
It makes me feel cranky and old.
I could just stay inside
Under blankets, and hide

onestepp · Feb 21, 2015

Our weather is terribly cold.
It makes me feel cranky and old.
I could just stay inside
Under blanked, and hide
from the monsters our house does hold.

StephanieFox · Feb 22, 2015

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CDSinex · Feb 22, 2015

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Matera the Mad · Feb 24, 2015

e've been watching the movie awards,
and by now we're really quite bored.
It's all just like last year

CDSinex · Feb 24, 2015

We've been watching the movie awards,
and by now we're really quite bored.
It's all just like last year,
and we ran out of beer

StephanieFox · Feb 26, 2015

We've been watching the movie awards,
and by now we're really quite bored.
It's all just like last year,
and we ran out of beer
So replacing loud cheers were loud snores.

The party went on until dawn

Matera the Mad · Feb 26, 2015

The party went on until dawn
-- or was it that other girl, Fawn?

jaus tail · Feb 26, 2015

The party went on until dawn
-- or was it that other girl, Fawn?
Her mom's got three eyes

CDSinex · Feb 26, 2015

The party went on until dawn
-- or was it that other girl, Fawn?
Her mom's got three eyes,
which makes her seem wise.

StephanieFox · Mar 2, 2015

The party went on until dawn
-- or was it that other girl, Fawn?
Her mom's got three eyes,
which makes her seem wise.
But to say so, you know you'd be wrong.

I spent too much time in the woods

jaus tail · Mar 2, 2015

I spent too much time in the woods
Where neighbor Lilly showed me her goods

Limericks Still Live!

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

aka Dylan di Vilde

Maybull the Bulldog

aka Dylan di Vilde

Maybull the Bulldog

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Imagine something clever here.

Maybull the Bulldog

Maybull the Bulldog

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Maybull the Bulldog

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Maybull the Bulldog