Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Jaus dons a big, red, puffy heart and prances in front of the Hallmark store every February 14th, while holding a tin cup and a sign that reads: Will Dance for Chocolate.

Lavern dances with me but doesn't give the chocolate. When asked for it, she runs to her house, locks the door and laughs at the mirror. Then after 2 minutes of chuckling, grinning and arching her eye brows at her reflection, she says, 'I am so wicked...' n twirls a strand of her hair.

Jaus has a special place in his closet for his Boogey Shoes.

Lavern knits costumes for her cats. All 44 of them. Her favorite outfit is the Abe Lincoln suit she made for Prrrrrcey.

Stephanie clicked a picture of Prrrcy in its costume, went to a boutique and gave the instructions, "My dress should be exactly like hers. Not a stitch here or there."

Lavern is...not a porcupine?


Yeah I got nothing.

Thuro is a porcupine who wishes he were a bat.

Jaus wishes he had my skills instead of a fireball. Which is currently burning his fingers off.

Once Thuro was riding the batmobile along the dark alleys, chasing some thugs who had stolen tons of money from a bank. Thuro pressed the accelerator to the extreme, inched closer to the robbers' bikes. He was about to catch them, when nature's call alarmed in his pants. He had a park behind a shop for a pee. It took him two hours to get out of that skin tight bat-suit. But by then Superman caught the crooks.

Thuro went in exile in the caves, retired from fight crime, n now plays chess with the bats.

Jaus doesn't play chess. He plays 'Shoots and Ladders.'

Stephanie and her friends play Shoots and Ladders by sliding down the laundry shoots and climbing up the ladders of the apartment building where they live. Last time they played, the building manager threatened to call Batman if they didn't cease and desist.

EFB is taking the road less traveled because she knows that which ever she chooses, all roads lead to Manassas and her favorite doughnut shop.

Stephanie is the one who wrote John Denver's song, "Take Me Home, Country Roads". Fun fact: She bribed John Denver to sing it by buying him all the doughnuts he could could eat for a whole year.

E.F.B. divides her time between making innocent passersby guess what her initials stand for and forcing them to pet her S.B.D. (Special Baby Dragon) which nobody dares tell her is J.A.L. (Just A Lizard).

Fruitbat is up for an Oscar for best shoe design.

Stephanie's dog is a gold digger who uses her for free dog stuff, then disses her to its dog friends.

Fruitbat stitched the hem of her yellow gown and went to a party as a banana.

Jaus Tail privately owns the tank used for a scene in the film, "Zombieland."

TomMc buys fishing bait and then eats it.

Stephanie is the inspiration for at least half of Chuck Berry's songs and at least two-thirds of his behavior.

The captain plans to run for president but in an off year election thinking that it might be easier without an opponent.

Stephanie is secretly a Nerdcore rapper.

Captain Ryan proudly lists himself among his peers, Captain Crunch and Captain Kangaroo.

Fruitbat is afraid of long spaghetti noodles. They remind her of dental floss.

Pistol Whipped Bee flies around going ooh my honey's sweet.

Also, welcome back!