Future archeologists will have no knowledge of the Academy but will believe that the Oscar is a cult object used in rituals to attract and bring wealth to those that posses it and who stands up before others in the cult and thanks everyone they can think of in a specified period of time. Some believe that the time give was only a few seconds, but trace records show people complaining that the ritual was 'never ending' which has been thought to be days or even weeks. The ritual was always set just before the spring growing season.
How was toilet paper invented?
How was toilet paper invented?