Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Drachen Jager

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WriterWho won't share her blog password with those of us who just want a vicarious thrill reading about her past exploits.
 

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Drachen Jager has applied to be the new Pope.
 

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The Pope quit because he saw a picture of FlyingTart and decided he could no longer maintain his vow of celibacy.
 

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Captain Ryan was the voice of Tom Servo in the pilot episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Unfortunately, he was deemed "just not funny enough" and not brought back for future episodes. Keep the dream alive, Captain Ryan; someday, you'll get the robot voiceover role that you deserve!
 

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Samantha Lane made you a cookie...

but she eated it.
 

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DJ won't share his blog password with any of us for fear of having his public image tarnished.
 

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Robbert has no such concerns.

His public image is listed slightly below Pol Pot.
 

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All the normals: Bustiers. Chaps. Whips.

The duck outfit was a bit of surprise.
 

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WriterWho's initials are the same as the Wicked Witch's. Coincidence?
 

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WriterWho has a complete Milli Vanilli collection and plays through the whole thing at least once a week.
 

Drachen Jager

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When Nymtoc gets the money together, the first thing he's going to do is get the full back tattoo of Milli Vanilli laser removed from his back.
 

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Drachen Jager is the love child of Elton John. Sir Elton was going through a phase at the time.
 

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JoBird knows what he's talking about. He used to be Sir Elton's errand boy.
 

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Samantha Lane should know, she's president of the fan club.
 

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I wish DJ will win the lottery. Surprised at my generosity!? Well, if he were loaded, he'd socialize with different folks, he'd move on so to speak.

Just imagine how wonderful this room would be.
 

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Captain Ryan went to see the doctor the other day, because it burned when he had to pee. The doctor asked to see his privates, and Ryan responded, "Just the privates? 'Cause I've been intimate with quite a few of the corporals too."