Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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MattHJones has an IMDB page and Wikipedia page on himself that constantly gets updated with information from the bios of his Fantasy-genre characters.
 

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One Jberg reached her office late. Her boss tapped his wrist watch, squinted at her and frowned. Jberg placed her right hand on her hip, bobbed her head to the left side and said, 'Whatever...'
 

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Jaus isn't really in the Bermuda Triangle. Jaus is in a subway train headed for Brooklyn.
 

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StephanieFox know that Jaus is in a subway train headed for Brooklyn because she has been following him. She still wants the dollar that Jaus stole from her in sixth grade, and she'll do anything to get it.
 

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Jaus prefers to play with his balls when they're overinflated.
 

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Jaus Tail thinks that means I lack a certain class.

People in his caste hire servants to fart into the balls for them.
 

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Drachen spent last Saturday making snow balls out of ice he scraped out of his freezer.
 

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StephanieFox has all the best ideas for her books when she's on the toilet.

That's why she sits there for 8 hours a day, writing away on her roll of toilet paper.
 

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DJ makes boats of toilet papers, puts a guy doll n a girl doll in it. He adjusts them in titanic pose, then places the boat in the toilet, n pulls the flush knob.
 

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Jaus has been entered in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show as a new breed, the Bermuda Jaus-Tailed Hound.
 
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Stephanie jumps on people's backs and demands they carry her around, telling them they are lucky to get to wear fox.
 
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Fruitbat likes her fruitbat burgers medium rare with mustard, mayo, tomato, lettuce and a slice of raw onion.
 

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Jaus has actually never sinned. He's just looking for street cred with that tag under his name.
 

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Thuro eats moldy cheese – this kind that's not supposed to be moldy – because he thinks it will give him superpowers.
 

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Stephanie's super power is to cheer people up. She does it by keeping quiet:Guitar: