Saw Guardians of the Galaxy on Comcast On-Demand last night.
After all the hype... I was disappointed. It felt like it was written for 12-year-old boys exclusively. Lots of stereotypes, dripping sexism, minimal chemistry, dated feel to the script and characters, and I just plain didn't like the heroes for much of the film, plus the story was rather convoluted - not helped by the muted, sometimes mumbled dialog. (We had to crank the TV sound up to maximum to make out some lines, though I don't know if this was a problem with the film or Comcast's broadcast.) Yes, I get that it ties in to a massive Marvel multiverse, but not being a fanboy I was rather lost as to why the film needed two or three baddies and a zillion intersecting subplots, most of which never went anywhere. Some nice designs and a few interesting ideas, but I couldn't help feeling like I was watching one of those B-grade 1980's/90's Star Wars knockoffs inexplicably given a blockbuster budget.
If I hadn't heard so much about how great this film was supposed to be, maybe I could've just rolled with it. As it was, I found myself very glad I hadn't paid for a theater ticket. I didn't hate it, but I just wasn't as entertained as I'd hoped to be.