Ouch, that has got to hurt. 
I've had a strange day. Part good, part not so good.
I need some wine.
I've had a strange day. Part good, part not so good.
I need some wine.
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It's been a long day here.
I am mostly ready for bed.
Oh, wait, already there. (I love technology.)
I am mostly ready for bed.
Oh, wait, already there. (I love technology.)
Hello, lovely Pubbers. I have done house chores and now work beckons, but all I really want to do is curl up with a book.
So! Coffee on the house!
So! Coffee on the house!
I have done house chores and now work beckons, but all I really want to do is curl up with a book.
So! Coffee on the house!
, Sara. Are you one of the golden oldies with whom we can chat? 
Hit the jackpot, didn't I?I warmed up yesterdays coffee, brewed some fresh for the princess to sip reading her Sunday newspaper upstairs. Meantime, I'll whip up a breakfast tray for her. Yes, I have Snap-on™, Craftsman™, and Crescent™ tattoos.
Then, I'm free to edit.
Stumbling when I walk zombie like in doorway while yawning. Very busy weekend, and sort of glad to get back to a normal day. Setting up the coffee and tea bar with cookies and pasteries before taking a mug of coffee and a cookie. Looking at my checklist and checking off setup bar, have a grocery list of things to do "after" work. 
Sigh and sits down to start my day over again. Everyone have a great Monday.
Sigh and sits down to start my day over again. Everyone have a great Monday.
I know what it says above the door, but honestly, I've never been entirely comfortable with that term.
*shakes can of gold spray paint*
We can fix at least one part of that, bos.
He might like to be tungsten-colored.
This would probably bring out my eyes better, yes.
Wouldn't clash with all that bloodshot red?
For the record, tonight's drink of choice is chocolate milk.
And there's nothing else in it but milk and chocolate syrup.
Honest.
And there's nothing else in it but milk and chocolate syrup.
Honest.
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Look, I'm here, the booze is here, you just gotta show up.
Although, let me know first. Unannounced visitors get fed to the cat.
Okay, I know what this means, but how the ever-living heck do I pronounce it?
I really gotta learn Gaelic one of these days.
Slainte - pronunciation: Slan-CHA
If that's not quite clear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZMBvqosoGI
*Opens the door and walks in.*
Morning all! Did you know someone vandalized the front of the pub? There's gold spraypaint all over the sign.
*Drops newspaper on the bar and turns on the coffee maker. Leans against the bar, opens the newspaper, and waits for the brewing to finish.*
Now my repertoire of memorized Gaelic phrases is as follows:
-Slainte
-Pog mo thoin
Morning all! Did you know someone vandalized the front of the pub? There's gold spraypaint all over the sign.
*Drops newspaper on the bar and turns on the coffee maker. Leans against the bar, opens the newspaper, and waits for the brewing to finish.*
Hey, I learned a new Gaelic word!
Now my repertoire of memorized Gaelic phrases is as follows:
-Slainte
-Pog mo thoin
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Hello all newcomers and thanks to everyone who welcomed me!
Afraid I can't stay--just hopped in for a quick Car Bomb shot to put a little hair on my chest for the day's rollickin' adventures awaiting me in the real world.
But here's a toast to all of you:
...
...
...Cheers!
(I'm trying to keep it clean, here.)
Keep your chins up and, "don't take any guff from these swine."
Afraid I can't stay--just hopped in for a quick Car Bomb shot to put a little hair on my chest for the day's rollickin' adventures awaiting me in the real world.
But here's a toast to all of you:
...
...
...Cheers!
(I'm trying to keep it clean, here.)
Keep your chins up and, "don't take any guff from these swine."
*Raises coffee cup from behind newspaper.*
Here, here! And welcome!
*Takes a sip and returns to his paper.*
I'm getting used to being the oldest on my block.
Speaking of drinking--and particularly "pasteurized" above your avatar--the term was one of the first deaf jokes I ever
ASL
for milk is to squeeze the hand as if milking a cow. The joke is to ask, What-this? and make the sign for milk while passing your grasping hand across the upper part of your face.The answer is milk-past-your-eyes.
Yeah, I know it's lame
*slips in to leave magically nonfattening blueberry, double chocolate and 'nana muffins on the bar*
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