The Comedy Cabaret holiday workshop in which cray becomes a raving lunatic!

parumpdragon · Apr 27, 2015

You sound like this decision is from experience...

slcboston · Apr 27, 2015

Well, she *is* a poet.

Least according to her sig.

CassandraW · Apr 27, 2015

Oh, you can't trust my signature. Best not to trust me at all, really. Just ask Angie.

slcboston · Apr 27, 2015

I kind of knew not to trust you already.

You are also a lawyer, are you not?

TedTheewen · Apr 27, 2015

Well I'm not one to trust anybody in NYC.

CassandraW · Apr 27, 2015

There are just so many reasons not to trust me.

Not least the company I keep.

TedTheewen · Apr 27, 2015

I'm a regionalist snob. If it ain't Midwestern, it just ain't right, and you can't trust it.

*stacks bricks of cheese and bottles of beer*

Now if you'll excuse me, my brats are about done.

parumpdragon · Apr 27, 2015

I'm innocent according to a couple people here.

Cass, how are you?

TedTheewen · Apr 27, 2015

PD, I know for a fact you're innocent. Extremely innocent, actually. It's almost disturbing how innocent you are--almost like bait.

"Lookit me! I'm PD! I'm all innocent n' stuff."

And when I see that, I'm thinking how much fun it would be to corrupt you. As you know, innocence is a delicacy that is delicious and rare.

But then I wonder, are you really all that innocent? I mean, for all we know, you have your own van and you don't want me coming over to your place (even though it's really cold here and I'm freezing) because you don't want me to see your van. Your van might be creepier than mine, if that's possible, and you might have more...um, experience in such matters.

You might have better candy than me in your van.

So now I have to wonder.

parumpdragon · Apr 27, 2015

Huh.

Well I'm just watching a show about national facts. They're in Hurley Wisconsin. Hurley has the most bars and strip clubs per capita in the whole nation.

You're in Wisconsin right? Maybe you're parked in the wrong place, Ted.

...I have no van, I need no van. Mwhahaha. Kidding. :roll:

Silent Rob · Apr 28, 2015

When Ted says he works in customer service, I always assume that means he's a stripper in Hurley.

Then I cry for three days straight and get a lobotomy.

swachski · Apr 28, 2015

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me..

..during Ted's act, that is..

Silent Rob · Apr 28, 2015

A bottle of drakkar noir?

robeiae · Apr 28, 2015

Silent Rob said:
When Ted says he works in customer service, I always assume that means he's a stripper in Hurley.

Then I cry for three days straight and get a lobotomy.

That's a lot of lobotomies. And a lot of crying. Have you considered moving to Brussels?

Silent Rob · Apr 28, 2015

I don't know. Do they take euros in the strip clubs there?

Jaycinth · Apr 28, 2015

CassandraW said:
OK, so.... you're talking about eating the people riding on your back, and the only thing that grosses you out about that is that they might have crispy skin?

Crispy, TOUGH, skin.
.....and they might have a bacteria or something that made them stupid and is catching.....

Angie said:
Just add more barbecue sauce.

...like that would kill a 'dragon stupidizing' bacteria....

Haggis said:
They're better medium rare anyhow.

You need to cook them to 199 degrees in order to kill dragon stupidizing bacteria...it is not like she's an undead chihauhua....

CassandraW said:
I prefer them seared on the outside, but bloody rare within. Except for the brains, of course, which should be served ceviche style, cured in lime juice.

....and your solution is LIME JUICE? Lime juice is green and some dragons are green and some dragons are gold and lemons are gold and blood oranges are red and rotten lemons turn black..so...citrus will not help red, green, gold, or black dragons survive dragon stupidizing bacteria; they will become stupid. And...because there is no blue or white citrus fruit, dragon stupidizing bacteria will kill blue and silver dragons.

Haggis said:
With sour cream and a dash of dry sherry.

Haggis said:
Scratch that. Not with the the lime.

CassandraW said:
I agree, not with the lime, but I'm willing to experiment with your approach.

I just don't think we should sear the brains. Ruins the delicate flavor, IMO.

Ok. Fine. BECOME stupid dragons. I do not care. Just don't feed any to Parump.

Jaycinth · Apr 28, 2015

Silent Rob said:
When Ted says he works in customer service, I always assume that means he's a stripper in Hurley.

Then I cry for three days straight and get a lobotomy.

Stupid Muppet. You can only get a lobotomy once.

Stop eating what Haggis feeds you and you will get better, with time.

cray · Apr 28, 2015

jaycinth, it's silent rob's bday.
you would do well to wish him all the best on his special day.

robeiae · Apr 28, 2015

*shoots cray in the face with a snub-nosed .38*

Happy birthday, Silent Rob!

Jaycinth · Apr 28, 2015

cray said:
jaycinth, it's silent rob's bday.
you would do well to wish him all the best on his special day.

Happy Birthday, Rob! :partyguy:

...Don't eat what Mel feeds you either.

cray · Apr 28, 2015

rob's a great guy.

not robeiae. silent rob.

the other guy just shoots me all the time.
we don't like him.

robeiae · Apr 28, 2015

cray said:
we don't like him.

You forgot the "my precious" on the end.

Silent Rob · Apr 28, 2015

My precious is on the end too.

robeiae · Apr 28, 2015

Better on than in, I always say...

CassandraW · Apr 28, 2015

I hope you will all take a moment to really reflect on what it is you're doing here.

The Comedy Cabaret holiday workshop in which cray becomes a raving lunatic!

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