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*pokes head in*

yeah, yeah, just go and move while I'm away. I see how you are.

*checks out the liquor room and looks for cows*
 

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Night!

Damn, I sure missed seeing you and your tail around here. I was getting worried.

*hugs* Hi, Ted. My brother is visiting so I haven't been on anywhere, busy keeping him entertained with movies and stuff when I'm not working.

I can't stay now either, about to go to son's for dinner, but I'll be back when my brother goes back home. :) Missed you guys, too!
 

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NF! *hugglepounces*

*pokes head in*

*leaves a platter of grilled pizzas*

Nobody look too closely at the ground meat. It's sausage. Really. Cross my dark and sinister heart.

*pokes at the pizza and sniffs it*

Well, whatever it is, it's dead, right?

*noms*

:D
 

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Speaking of eating dead things. I have apparently made some local dairy farmers unhappy with my comments about going cow hunting. Or how whenever somebody posts a picture of a calf, I automatically respond with, "Veal!" and then a suggestion of how I'd cook said piece of dead cow.
 

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Isn't that what gags are for?

*shivers*

*goes off to shower in sparkles to clean off the evilness*
 

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That's why I prefer Italian pig, Japanese cow, and Turkish turkey.

Turkey in Portuguese is Peru.

You would not believe how long it took me to realize that Peru and Turkey were NOT the same country. :rolleyes:
 

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SRSLY? Then what is Brazil? Norway?

In my defense, I was ten years old at the time, and still struggling with English. :)

(Btw, Brazil is Brasil and Norway is Noruega. Oh, and while Turkey is Turquia, Peru is also Peru.)