Scenes from a hat!

Kaiser-Kun · Dec 13, 2012

3. Ah great. First the mailman's and now this.

Robbert · Dec 13, 2012

4. Oi, stop it, you son of a dog!

archerjoe · Dec 13, 2012

5. Hold on, let's see if the dog lives after eating it!

Bad things to do at your company holiday party

Williebee · Dec 13, 2012

1. The bosses' wife.

And girlfriend.

druid12000 · Dec 13, 2012

2. Hog-tie your boss, hang him up like a pinata, and sell turns at whacking him with a stick to coworkers.

Zeddo · Dec 13, 2012

3. Tell everyone how you're financing your yacht purchase with their pension plan contributions.

Robbert · Dec 14, 2012

4. Tell everyone that the party is less fun than the workload on your office desk.

Lavern08 · Dec 14, 2012

5. Reach into the punchbowl and lift out Kaiser-Kun's keys

Things you want to say (but don't) when you open weird Uncle Frank's Christmas gift.

Kaiser-Kun · Dec 14, 2012

1. eBay "Weird Stuff", you've got incoming.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 14, 2012

2 Do they still make these?

Zeddo · Dec 14, 2012

3. You know, stuffed animals aren't normally made from rats, especially real ones.

archerjoe · Dec 14, 2012

4. You shouldn't have. No really, I'm serious.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 14, 2012

5. Is it supposed to smell like that?

Things found under your car seat you don't want to explain

archerjoe · Dec 14, 2012

1. A state trooper's hat and pants.

Nymtoc · Dec 14, 2012

2. A ski mask and an unlicensed .45.

druid12000 · Dec 14, 2012

3. Diapers...you have no children.

Nymtoc · Dec 14, 2012

4. 38 driver licenses identifying you under different names.

druid12000 · Dec 14, 2012

5. An empty can of Reddi-Wip, used latex gloves, and a jar of Vaseline.

Things you say to ignorant people just to f*ck with them

Robbert · Dec 15, 2012

1. That seam along the side of your Versace suit needs mending.

simonalexander2005 · Dec 15, 2012

2. It won't hurt a bit...

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 15, 2012

3. Do you have a permit to be here?

druid12000 · Dec 15, 2012

4. I'm mainly Scottish by heritage, but I consider myself human first.

Robbert · Dec 16, 2012

5. Do all Americans chew gum whilst speaking?

Your work colleagues storm into your office with a big birthday cake. What's written on it doesn't make you smile...

Lavern08 · Dec 16, 2012

1. Congratulations, You're the Baby Daddy!

Snowstorm · Dec 16, 2012

2. "You're now the oldest in the corporation!"

Scenes from a hat!

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Practical experience FTW

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

You're out of your tree...

Talk to the hat

Practical experience FTW

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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You're out of your tree...

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You're out of your tree...

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You're out of your tree...

Practical experience FTW

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