Answer a Question With a Question? (Volume III)

Steve Coate · Oct 30, 2014

And how much freight could it elevate, if it could elevate freight?

Caitlin Black · Oct 30, 2014

If it freights a frightening amount, would that make "elevator" a viable Halloween costume?

franky_s · Oct 31, 2014

Could you put up with all the terrible puns about 'coming inside' and 'going down'?

Caitlin Black · Oct 31, 2014

Wouldn't that be the best part of the costume?

MakanJuu · Oct 31, 2014

Mightn't it upset radical Feminists?

CathleenT · Oct 31, 2014

Why would feminists be upset by sex?

Undercover · Oct 31, 2014

What's the sex?

KellyAssauer · Oct 31, 2014

Are you sure my editor asked 'what's the sex' instead of 'where's' the sex?

Caitlin Black · Oct 31, 2014

Perhaps your editor wasn't sure what type of sex you were writing?

Lady MacBeth · Nov 2, 2014

Wouldn't he/she be able to tell by the number of ! you use?

Caitlin Black · Nov 2, 2014

How many exclamation marks do I need if it's a 200,000 word wall-to-wall piece of smut?

ScienceFictionMommy · Nov 2, 2014

Are you sure you can count that high?

Caitlin Black · Nov 2, 2014

You mean I'm not allowed to just guesstimate?

Steve Coate · Nov 2, 2014

Isn't that why Word has that little word count tool in the bottom left corner?

Caitlin Black · Nov 2, 2014

Did you know that the word count tool only works for publishable material?

MakanJuu · Nov 3, 2014

Did you know Geico could save you millions?

Caitlin Black · Nov 3, 2014

How are they with self-publishing, though?

Supergirlofnc · Nov 3, 2014

Is it true that the geckos attack?

CathleenT · Nov 3, 2014

That depends; are you late on your insurance payment?

Caitlin Black · Nov 3, 2014

Can I get insurance against gecko attacks?

Supergirlofnc · Nov 3, 2014

What happened to your armor?

Caitlin Black · Nov 3, 2014

Wasn't it last seen being slowly digested in the stomachs of a thousand militant geckos?

Lady MacBeth · Nov 3, 2014

Only a thousand? What happened to the rest of the geckos?

Caitlin Black · Nov 3, 2014

Insurance fraud convention?

ScienceFictionMommy · Nov 3, 2014

Or maybe they're battling the cavemen?