Since your written English is excellent, that should be a breeze for you.
Yesterday Mr. Maryn decided to use the Cuisinart which I'm afraid of, even though I asked for it for Christmas. He first needs it to chop, then to grate. By the time he finished, he proposed throwing away the user manual, which we agree is all but useless, to write our own. I can't help thinking they no doubt paid someone to write it, yet this woman cannot figure out how to slice an onion or grate cheese based on what it says.
Maryn, disgruntled, but hopeful she'll become gruntled in the future