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"I'm awesome!" Says Vet Who Shot Cat In The Head With Bow and Arrow/AKA Questions To Ask Your Vet
Before choosing a practicing doctor of veterinary medicine to care for your beloved animals, you may want to check the person's credentials, schooling, talk about his or her general practices, and, oh yeah, ask what he or she would do upon seeing a cat (housecat, not like, puma) wandering in his or her yard.
A. put out some cat food.
B. visually assess the animal for any signs of distress or ill health
C. hurry to get your bow and arrow, shoot it in the head, then post picture of yourself holding the dead cat, labelling yourself vet of the year, to facebook.
D. Check to see if any neighbours are missing a cat that matches that description.
If the vet answered A, B or D, proceed with your conversation.
If the vet answered C, it's probably this chick, and you might want to back slowly away without making any sudden movements.
Yes, seriously.
A woman who is apparently an actual, licensed vet saw a housecat-like cat in her yard, went to get a bow and arrow, shot it through the head, posted a grinning pic of herself holding its lifeless body up, on facebook, with this lovely caption -
"my first bow kill lol. The only good feral tomcat is one with an arrow through its head! Vet of the year award ... gladly accepted."
When the Internet promptly went insane and called for her firing (she worked at a multi-vet clinic, did not have her own practice), she responded thusly -
"no I did not lose my job. Lol. Psshh. Like someone would get rid of me. I'm awesome!"
They got rid of her. The clinic issued a strongly-worded statement saying they were, basically, appalled, covered her name on their plaque thing with duct tape, and scrubbed her from their website.
The cops are now investigating. Besides that it's not cool to just go bowhunting stray cats, even in Texas, the cat seems to have not been feral, or stray, after all.
There are reports that an elderly neighbourhood couple were looking for their orange-and-white cat, Tiger, who went missing the same day the pic was posted.
Anyone doing it I'd think was a sick fucking loon but - a vet? I don't even know what to do with this. I can't imagine how this happens. It's not like you become a vet by accident. It's harder to get into vet school than medical school in this country; it's crazy challenging and competitive.
Don't vets, you know, all at least really LIKE animals? My vet's a vegetarian, as are nearly all the vets in the practice, because they love animals and thus won't eat them. I'm pretty sure they're not out hunting any, let alone hunting obvious housecats that happen to wander by. Just... what the hell?
Before choosing a practicing doctor of veterinary medicine to care for your beloved animals, you may want to check the person's credentials, schooling, talk about his or her general practices, and, oh yeah, ask what he or she would do upon seeing a cat (housecat, not like, puma) wandering in his or her yard.
A. put out some cat food.
B. visually assess the animal for any signs of distress or ill health
C. hurry to get your bow and arrow, shoot it in the head, then post picture of yourself holding the dead cat, labelling yourself vet of the year, to facebook.
D. Check to see if any neighbours are missing a cat that matches that description.
If the vet answered A, B or D, proceed with your conversation.
If the vet answered C, it's probably this chick, and you might want to back slowly away without making any sudden movements.
Yes, seriously.
A woman who is apparently an actual, licensed vet saw a housecat-like cat in her yard, went to get a bow and arrow, shot it through the head, posted a grinning pic of herself holding its lifeless body up, on facebook, with this lovely caption -
"my first bow kill lol. The only good feral tomcat is one with an arrow through its head! Vet of the year award ... gladly accepted."
When the Internet promptly went insane and called for her firing (she worked at a multi-vet clinic, did not have her own practice), she responded thusly -
"no I did not lose my job. Lol. Psshh. Like someone would get rid of me. I'm awesome!"
They got rid of her. The clinic issued a strongly-worded statement saying they were, basically, appalled, covered her name on their plaque thing with duct tape, and scrubbed her from their website.
The cops are now investigating. Besides that it's not cool to just go bowhunting stray cats, even in Texas, the cat seems to have not been feral, or stray, after all.
There are reports that an elderly neighbourhood couple were looking for their orange-and-white cat, Tiger, who went missing the same day the pic was posted.
Anyone doing it I'd think was a sick fucking loon but - a vet? I don't even know what to do with this. I can't imagine how this happens. It's not like you become a vet by accident. It's harder to get into vet school than medical school in this country; it's crazy challenging and competitive.
Don't vets, you know, all at least really LIKE animals? My vet's a vegetarian, as are nearly all the vets in the practice, because they love animals and thus won't eat them. I'm pretty sure they're not out hunting any, let alone hunting obvious housecats that happen to wander by. Just... what the hell?