This reminds me... My city has two Universities. One is an old, traditional Uni and the other used to be a Polytecnic (which was a sort of adult education college teaching vocational courses and cake decorating) At some point before I was born there was a drive in the UK to turn Polys into Unis. But Polys retain their status as being "not proper Universities" and are still considered low-brow.
So when we had varsity matches between our Uni (the old one) and the other Uni (the ex-poly) we had a song to sing (to the tune of Campdown Races):
"We go somewhere you don't go, Uni, Uni,
We go somewhere you don't go, University"
Aaaaaaah fun times