The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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damn straight.








*polishes pip*











*flexes glutes*


where's the new guy? he'll probably want to see this.

*maintains flexed glutes*
i can wait.
 

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dude?


stop.




i'm totally married and stuff.









*maintains flex*
 

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*blow dries*

*flexes hair*
 

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I just set up a 5 year loan- interest (fixed Libor + 1%) only for 3 years; balloon payment of accrued principal at beginning of year 4; balance to be paid principal + interest over 24 months and with a push of a button I can generate an amortization table that would make the secretary of the treasury offer Cella my job.....



wait...what did I just type????????
 

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I just set up a 5 year loan- interest (fixed Libor + 1%) only for 3 years; balloon payment of accrued principal at beginning of year 4; balance to be paid principal + interest over 24 months and with a push of a button I can generate an amortization table that would make the secretary of the treasury offer Cella my job.....



wait...what did I just type????????

Oh suuuuuure.... The word 'job' comes up and I immediately come to mind.
 

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Oh suuuuuure.... The word 'job' comes up and I immediately come to mind.

Well, you turned down that GREAT job in the Deomcratic Republic of the Congo....so I figured that maybe you'd want to run the U.S. Treasury....:D....instead.






:Wha:









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So did I.



It was 8th grade and Michael Miller unzipped himself in Geography class right in front of me.


So I hacked his sack.


A WHOLE HOUR of detention over such a small, tiny little thing....

Nowadays you'd each get 43 1/2 hours of counseling and a free college education. :)
 

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So did I.



It was 8th grade and Michael Miller unzipped himself in Geography class right in front of me.


So I hacked his sack.


A WHOLE HOUR of detention over such a small, tiny little thing....
Oh, come on, Jay. I simply don't believe this.

You expect me to believe you actually had a geography class?

Pfffft.
 

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Behold the power of the Cabaret.

Everyone stop what you're doing and go and Google image the word "crayette."

Then click the first two pictures.

:D
 

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Are there any side effects?
 

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Oh, come on, Jay. I simply don't believe this.

You expect me to believe you actually had a geography class?

Pfffft.

I did, too!

I colored the map of Pangaia. Land brown and green. There was a river in the middle, blue. Everything else was ocean, greenish blue.

I wrote 'Here there be monsters' at the bottom and I decorated it with mermaids and unicorns.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!!:tongue
 

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Haggis?



What happened to my bennies? :(
 

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I did, too!

I colored the map of Pangaia. Land brown and green. There was a river in the middle, blue. Everything else was ocean, greenish blue.

I wrote 'Here there be monsters' at the bottom and I decorated it with mermaids and unicorns.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!!:tongue

Oh, my Dawgies. You did take geography!

Haggis?



What happened to my bennies? :(
I'm sorry Cella, but you couldn't be Poet Laureate forever you know.
 
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