Who Took My Mop?

Fruitbat · Feb 26, 2015

Which of you ****ing ****s took my mop?!

Did you steal it or just hide it to be mean to me?

It is my special new dust mop from Flylady.com and how am I supposed to clean this ****ing house without my special, special mop?

Who took it and where is it?

Give it back.

benbradley · Feb 26, 2015

Woops.

I had to clean the snow off my front walkway.

quickWit · Feb 26, 2015

Some US Americans don't have mops

Cella · Feb 26, 2015

FlyLady doesn't like excuses! Go shine your sink!

quickWit · Feb 26, 2015

You're not my supervisor!

Shadow_Ferret · Feb 26, 2015

R A G G M O P P

Ragmop!

Shadow_Ferret · Feb 26, 2015

R A G G M O P P

Ragmop!

Fruitbat · Feb 26, 2015

Give it back.

Kylabelle · Feb 26, 2015

No.

Mop mop shebop bop, mop.

Snowstorm · Feb 26, 2015

Do what I do when I can't find something: check the refrigerator.

If whatever I'm missing belongs in the refrigerator, I check the basement behind the sump pumps.

Fruitbat · Feb 26, 2015

I don't have a basement but I checked the refrigerator. No mop. Everyone is mean.

Amy Writes · Feb 26, 2015

I heard it was out for training with your old mop.

Fingers · Feb 26, 2015

Clearly it defenestrated itself. What did you do to it?

Gilroy Cullen · Feb 26, 2015

Fruitbat said:
Which of you ****ing ****s took my mop?!

Did you steal it or just hide it to be mean to me?

It is my special new dust mop from Flylady.com and how am I supposed to clean this ****ing house without my special, special mop?

Who took it and where is it?

Give it back.

UHF was a wonderful movie... :evil

My friend, George, gave me that mop. It's a very special mop.

It's MY MOP!

SUPPLIES!

ap123 · Feb 26, 2015

Sorry, I had an overwhelming rush of nostalgia and had to play stickball.

Komnena · Feb 26, 2015

Mickey Mouse stole it.

Fruitbat · Feb 26, 2015

My mop is handsome and tall with a stunning flat blue head. Everyone who is passing it around is probably showing it their private rooms by now and maybe even dancing with it. You people better stop it this minute and return my special and beloved mop!!!

Marlys · Feb 26, 2015

Why, exactly, did you want to clean your house? Is that a thing?

Fruitbat · Feb 26, 2015

Well you see I can't possibly clean my house since someone stole my mop. It is not my fault! *that's the thing*

Kylabelle · Feb 26, 2015

Marlys said:
Why, exactly, did you want to clean your house? Is that a thing?

See, that's a really good question. Why?

Also? I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but it was cray stole the mop.

CathleenT · Feb 26, 2015

Maybe it was the cleaning fairy. Don't you know you can't really get a floor clean unless you get down on your hands and knees?

It's probably even better if you use a toothbrush.

You see, we only have your best interests at heart.

Thuro · Feb 26, 2015

I stole it. Tweety left a pile of dropping's in the Batcave.

engmajor2005 · Feb 27, 2015

Fruitbat said:
Which of you ****ing ****s took my mop?!

Did you steal it or just hide it to be mean to me?

It is my special new dust mop from Flylady.com and how am I supposed to clean this ****ing house without my special, special mop?

Who took it and where is it?

Give it back.

Here you go. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a mop. I thought it was just an unusual hat. No wonder I was getting strange looks.

Also: what is a mop?

Maze Runner · Feb 27, 2015

I didn't take it, I just borrowed it. Sheesh...

Fruitbat · Feb 27, 2015

engmajor2005 said:
Here you go. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a mop. I thought it was just an unusual hat. No wonder I was getting strange looks...

Well now it's all banged up and covered in all manner of foreign ickiness. I don't want it anymore. Thanks, everyone, for ruining my life. I certainly hope y'all are happy now!

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