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AceTachyon

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Hmm. Over on the Science Fact sub-forum, there's a thread of Higgs rumors.

I'm trying to fight the temptation to post "Another rumor I've heard is that the Higgs boson is dating Snooki."

But I'd probably get booted out of the sub-forum...
 

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You OTR fans in the Cantina will love this.
Oooo, yummy. Thank you.
*is tempted to "teach" class by making my students listen to these the rest of the afternoon*

:Lecture:
Wait. Wait. I want to join your class. Puurrr-leeeaaase?!
*dons helmet and flak*

*Dons pedantic pants* Don't you mean flak jacket? Actually, wandering around wearing ye actual flak could raise some questions.

ION, I have minature ice creams.
 

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Wait. Wait. I want to join your class. Puurrr-leeeaaase?!

I said "tempted."

In actuality, we are doing grammar.


*Dons pedantic pants* Don't you mean flak jacket? Actually, wandering around wearing ye actual flak could raise some questions.

ION, I have minature ice creams.

Since you're wearing the pants - "ice cream" doesn't take an "s."

:tongue
 

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Yo.

*crashes on couch, magic glass in hand*

The in laws are finally gone. Back to peace and quiet.

I need a nap.
 

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It does in my world.

Yes, but there are lots of things in your world that do not apply in rules of English grammar. At least American English grammar.

Such as the lack of pants. There is no real discussion of pants in English grammar.

:D

And "cream" is a non-countable noun. We speak of "kinds" of cream, for example. Or "flavors," if you're at the ice cream shop.

Trust me, I'm a professional.

:Lecture:
 
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It's already a cultural black hole.


How much worse could it get?





Or should I not have tempted fate that way?

:D
Be glad I didn't bring up the Kardashians.

For example, Schrodinger's Kardashian. Put Kim and Kourtney in a box along with a radioactive substance with a half-life of one hour. At the end of the hour, did TV ratings go up or down?
 
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