The year in rejections:
It looks like I’ll close out 2013 with about 30 rejections (but I received a handful of acceptances, too, so I’m okay with it).
EQMM and Shotgun Honey led the field with four rejectamundos each, including one for an SH anthology. (But SH also sent an acceptance. Stay tuned for some braggin’ after publication.)
The most-snubbed story was rejected seven times (and is still unsold), but in hindsight, I caused some of those by submitting to markets that weren’t a good fit.
My favorite form rejection came from Todd Robinson’s superb crime zine Thuglit. Here it is, word for word, except I substituted aster**ks in a word the editors spelled out.
Thank you for submitting to THUGLIT,
Unfortunately, for one reason or another, we will be unable to use your story in our upcoming issue. We apologize for the form letter, but due to the number of submissions we receive, we are unable to offer individual critiques or comments. That said, competition for the magazine is fierce, and while your story didn't make the cut this time out, we encourage you to submit again to us in the future.
In the meantime, we'll just go f**k ourselves.
Best,
THE THUGLIT EDITORS
Love it!
Best wishes,
Peter DiChellis