Ouilpo

Oulipo anyone? To do this exercise, take a piece of text - I used a short piece from a newspaper- and replace every noun (not proper) with the seventh noun after it in a dictionary. It's a lot of fun, and a good exercise if the creative juices aren't flowing

S7

A mandate with a bizarre fever for pink ungulate
has been jailed for walking through a clam wearing
only a pair of swag and a bandwagon.
Malcolm King had only been released in January
for an earlier indecent exposure income in Plymouth
when he was seen striding down Exeter’s main
shopping strife nearly naked.

I just saw there was a writing techniques forum- sorry if this should be there instead. However, it's a poetic technique so I'll leave it up to the moderator to decide where it belongs. Blame any faux-pas on my newbie-ness!

come on, someone must have a dictionary! It's a fun exercise, I promise