REVISION IN POST #4
There were no Hell's Angels in church today.
The pastor invited them . . .
Jesus would approve.
He would have watched their comings in and goings out,
as did the old lady in the third pew, though disapprovingly -
of that Jesus would not approve
Hell's Angels may be naughty boys,
but they are organized,
so when their leader "went to Hell",
they all felt compromised
'cause Biker Dave had secretly
seen preachers on the side,
discreetly asking if he might,
somehow, come on inside.
For years, he'd ridden conscience-free,
of dares and devils dreamed,
but as he aged the thought of Hell
was not as it once seemed.
A rebel youth with thoughts uncouth
Saw shock as freedom's gain;
an aging man, another plan
Dave sought than lasting pain.
And after praying on the sly
for years (that was the start),
Then to fruition came those prayers:
an honest change of heart.
And in that moment, Biker Dave
fell down upon his knees,
and opened up his heart to pray,
"Lord save this sinner, please."
If Christ is kind, life can be cruel
for when Dave's raised his head,
A rival biker walked into
the room and shot him dead.
Dave's body was discovered
by his second in command
along with this epistle tightly held
In Dave's right hand:
"This is my will, please heed it
if you really are my friends.
I rode from Hell to Heaven,
and found Jesus in the end.
"So take the colors from my back
and dress me all in white.
A plain pine coffin choose for me
to send me to the light.
"If only you will call St. Mary's for
I do believe they'll care
enough to bury me. if they agree,
I'll see you there?"
To their surprise, the pastor said,
"We'll take him, never fear,
and I'll conduct his funeral
as long as it is here."
"You would allow us in your church?"
Dave's second asked of him.
"Of course," the pastor answered, "As
we sing in many hymns,
"The Lord loves all his children,"
so we'll take your brother in.
Christ came not for the righteous
But to save mankind from sin.
And so that Friday morning,
This is what St. Mary's got:
a coffin in the chancel, and
some Harley's in the lot.
There were no Hell's Angels in church today,
but one will meet the pastor after church . . .
Jesus saves.
Their comings in and goings out are now the scandal of the church
The old lady in the third pew, apoplectic, eyes the pastor, she sputters, wordlessly -
Jesus saves.
Yes, Jesus saves.
There were no Hell's Angels in church today.
The pastor invited them . . .
Jesus would approve.
He would have watched their comings in and goings out,
as did the old lady in the third pew, though disapprovingly -
of that Jesus would not approve
Hell's Angels may be naughty boys,
but they are organized,
so when their leader "went to Hell",
they all felt compromised
'cause Biker Dave had secretly
seen preachers on the side,
discreetly asking if he might,
somehow, come on inside.
For years, he'd ridden conscience-free,
of dares and devils dreamed,
but as he aged the thought of Hell
was not as it once seemed.
A rebel youth with thoughts uncouth
Saw shock as freedom's gain;
an aging man, another plan
Dave sought than lasting pain.
And after praying on the sly
for years (that was the start),
Then to fruition came those prayers:
an honest change of heart.
And in that moment, Biker Dave
fell down upon his knees,
and opened up his heart to pray,
"Lord save this sinner, please."
If Christ is kind, life can be cruel
for when Dave's raised his head,
A rival biker walked into
the room and shot him dead.
Dave's body was discovered
by his second in command
along with this epistle tightly held
In Dave's right hand:
"This is my will, please heed it
if you really are my friends.
I rode from Hell to Heaven,
and found Jesus in the end.
"So take the colors from my back
and dress me all in white.
A plain pine coffin choose for me
to send me to the light.
"If only you will call St. Mary's for
I do believe they'll care
enough to bury me. if they agree,
I'll see you there?"
To their surprise, the pastor said,
"We'll take him, never fear,
and I'll conduct his funeral
as long as it is here."
"You would allow us in your church?"
Dave's second asked of him.
"Of course," the pastor answered, "As
we sing in many hymns,
"The Lord loves all his children,"
so we'll take your brother in.
Christ came not for the righteous
But to save mankind from sin.
And so that Friday morning,
This is what St. Mary's got:
a coffin in the chancel, and
some Harley's in the lot.
There were no Hell's Angels in church today,
but one will meet the pastor after church . . .
Jesus saves.
Their comings in and goings out are now the scandal of the church
The old lady in the third pew, apoplectic, eyes the pastor, she sputters, wordlessly -
Jesus saves.
Yes, Jesus saves.
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