Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Honeybug · Apr 18, 2012

WHY?

Can anyone help this poor guy?

because me thinks he needs it

TrainofThought · Apr 18, 2012

CassandraW said:
?

!

Angie said:
that's disgusting

The CC is disgusting, yet we're all still here.

Honeybug said:
WHY?

Can anyone help this poor guy?

because me thinks he needs it

Um...Angie's a poor girl, not guy.

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

TrainofThought said:
!

.

TrainofThought said:
The CC is disgusting, yet we're all still here.

You needn't rub it in.

TrainofThought · Apr 18, 2012

CassandraW said:
.You needn't rub it in.

I'll match your ., and raise you ...

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 18, 2012

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

TrainofThought said:
I'll match your ., and raise you ...

Pffft. I'll meet your ... and raise you –

PorterStarrByrd said:

" "?

...

.

Angie · Apr 18, 2012

TrainofThought said:
Um...Angie's a poor girl, not guy.

Yeah! I'm sore offended now.

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

Angie said:
Yeah! I'm sore offended now.

Can't blame you. I mean, you're not poor. You're positively pathetic. Abject, even.

Angie · Apr 18, 2012

But at least I'm not the new girl.

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

YOU.

TAKE.

THAT.

BACK.

Edited to add:

THAT WAS A REALLY LOW BLOW, YOU KNOW.

Edited again to add:

JUST THE KIND I'D EXPECT FROM YOU.

Edited a third time to add:

LOOSER.

P.S.

PFFFFFFFFFFT.

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

KellyAssauer said:
*Notes how an edit can become a complete rewrite*

~~Pffft. Rewrite this, yo.~~ Yes, I spent too much time in SYW. ~~Or I'll be messin' with yo face.~~ Haven't shaken it off yet.

TrainofThought · Apr 18, 2012

CassandraW said:
Pffft. I'll meet your ... and raise you –

Oh, you're so...green at this gambling. !!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$

Angie said:
But at least I'm not the new girl.

I wouldn't really call Cassandra new. She does have some crows feet.

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

TrainofThought said:
Oh, you're so...green at this gambling. !!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$

I wouldn't really call Cassandra new. She does have some crows feet.

&$@# *%$, *%$ &$@#*%^ #@$^&!!!!!!!!!!

*founces*

TrainofThought · Apr 18, 2012

CassandraW said:
&$@# *%$, *%$ &$@#*%^ #@$^&!!!!!!!!!!

*founces*

You got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to founce.

You founced a &$@# *%$, *%$ &$@#*%^ #@$^&!!!!!!!!!! too late.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 18, 2012

Ω, είστε τόσο πράσινο σε αυτό το παιχνίδι

TrainofThought · Apr 18, 2012

Atention! Atention! Porter is da sniffin' glue 'gain. Be lookin' out for open glue thingies. If you happin' to find one, DO NOT SNIFFIN' IT! Just put cap on and hide it from Da Porter. We must help a brotha out.

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

*unfounces*

I had to let it out. Hold in too many &$@# *%$, *%$ &$@#*%^ #@$^&!!!!!!!!!! s, and ya end up like Porter. Proven scientific fact.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 18, 2012

The problem is that not too many people end up like Porter or everybody would realize that was normal sort of like Kelly not understanding airplane glue which you need to have to keep airplanes together in high winds that I always carry with me and so far security thinks it is a small tube of toothpase because I went to the trouble to write toothpaste on the tube with a magic marker which I am careful not to use it like toothpast since that would make me just smile forever or until the glue wore out and there are somedays when I don't feel like smiling because people do not realize that I am normal and everybody else is just a hair off center because.

kayleamay · Apr 18, 2012

Sometimes when I log into AW and I find threads by Porter and Kelly discussing things such as model glue and magic markers I wonder if I'm really making good use of my time or if this is what my high school career counselor was referring to when she said I was a chronic underachiever which is probably what she told most of us but I know that she meant it with me because she took out a graph which showed a line that said LIFE running across the top of the page and a line that said YOU running through the middle of the page and sometimes dipping toward the bottom so now I'm just wondering if I'm in the middle of the page or dangling from the bottom edge again which has become habitual lately and I have no excuse for other than apathy.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 18, 2012

kayleamay said:
Sometimes when I log into AW and I find threads by Porter and Kelly discussing things such as model glue and magic markers I wonder if I'm really making good use of my time or if this is what my high school career counselor was referring to when she said I was a chronic underachiever which is probably what she told most of us but I know that she meant it with me because she took out a graph which showed a line that said LIFE running across the top of the page and a line that said YOU running through the middle of the page and sometimes dipping toward the bottom so now I'm just wondering if I'm in the middle of the page or dangling from the bottom edge again which has become habitual lately and I have no excuse for other than apathy because.

FIFY

CassandraW · Apr 18, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
FIFY

What's scaring me a little here is that I was just about to do the same edit.

Which means I've been holding in too many of those &$@# *%$, *%$ &$@#*%^ #@$^&!!!!!!!!!!s

GailD · Apr 18, 2012

Honeybug said:
Ahhhh, Porter!! What a sight for sore eyes!

Me thinks I wanna hire ya for our next party!

You got some moves?

because just look at him! he can cook!

Oh HB!!!!

This is just wrong!!!

And those awful waders are not boots!!! Really. Don't let me sic Joan Rivers on you.

TrainofThought · Apr 18, 2012

KellyAssauer said:
*sets down whip cream can*

I never understood that anyways because who has model glue just laying around to sniff and even if you did what kind of model needs any glue anyways because all the models I've ever seen just need to eat and look anorexic and unhealthy and who wants to look like that their whole life as if it's a goal for anyone to look like that and yet people still do it and aspire to do that and I just can't even imagine it which is probably why I don't have any model glue in the house and find myself just huffing whip cream straight from the can without even trying to get just the accelerant or propellent or what ever it is that's supposed to make you see stuff like the avatars that Porter uses which is already twisted enough for my little brain because...

Atention! Atention! Kelly is da sniffin' glue too. We must help da sista out.

kayleamay said:
Sometimes when I log into AW and I find threads by Porter and Kelly discussing things such as model glue and magic markers I wonder if I'm really making good use of my time or if this is what my high school career counselor was referring to when she said I was a chronic underachiever which is probably what she told most of us but I know that she meant it with me because she took out a graph which showed a line that said LIFE running across the top of the page and a line that said YOU running through the middle of the page and sometimes dipping toward the bottom so now I'm just wondering if I'm in the middle of the page or dangling from the bottom edge again which has become habitual lately and I have no excuse for other than apathy.

Go check. I think you fell off the page.

Haggis · Apr 18, 2012

Oh, look. Cass posted one of our wedding pictures.

Haggis · Apr 18, 2012

KellyAssauer said:
y-y-you wore white?

Psst. That was her, not me.

Which is pretty damn funny too. :roll:

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Working my way up!

A flowering bud of bitchiness

A flowering bud of bitchiness

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Shaddup and lemme think.

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A flowering bud of bitchiness

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

A flowering bud of bitchiness

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

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