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"Bedrooms are for sleeping, washrooms are for love," said the buxom flight attendant.
 

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Also, turkish towels envelope nubile dance attendants nervously tiptoeing.

Umm..."attendant" should have been the first word in that sentence, btw.


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through the tulips, Tiny Tim arose from the dead, looking remarkably unchanged from the way he looked in life.
 

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"Life is a riot," said the rioter after being led away in handcuffs after the riot last night.

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Despair is only a state of mind, but why do I have to live in the capital, wondered the morose zombie.
 

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Zombie repellent, as a rule, has limited capabilities.
 

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"Capabilities be damned," Miranda snarled, "I don't care if their stories are any good; we're paying you to get those authors signed on and if you can't manage that, you're out of here."
 

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"Here goes nothing," Marvin said. "But if this thing works right, we'll all be millionaires."

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"Millionaires are so yesterday" Sharon retorted. "If your not a billionaire, how do expect to show your face in public."
 

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"Public shmublic," Marvin said, "I don't give a damn what people think as long as I've got a couple of mil to keep me warm."

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"Mornings like this make me lose my will to live," he groaned, inspecting the woolen stocking on his tongue.
 

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Country life would be perfect if there were a Starbucks in every barn.
 

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Barn & Trailer, Britney's favorite lifestyle magazine, lay tossed on the table next to the empty bottle of Cuervo and the crumpled half-pack of cigarettes.
 
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'Cigarettes, nope don't miss 'em', said the lab rat, 'but I wish they'd stop shaving my posterior.'
 

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posterior anatomy varies among primates, the human structure being perhaps the most peculiar of all.

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All you gals is putting on high-falutin' airs, but trash will always be trash no matter how fine you think to pretty yourselves up.
 

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Samovar and the tea service gleaming by the firelight pleased Nicholas, who took his tea calmly as Imperial Russia faced certain destruction.
 

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Destruction had become all but inevitable by October, 1917, by which time Lenin had led a successful revolt against the Provisional Government and Nicholas and his family had but nine months of life remaining.
 

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Remaining by his side, Alexandra poured more tea but Nicholas did not seem to see her, lost as he was in his thoughts about the bygone splendor of Russia.
 

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remaining complete nincompoops to the end, the czar and czarina decided to sew their jewels into their undies, never realizing that the jewelry would deflect the bullets fired by the bolsheviks and prolong their death throes.
 
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Throes of the revolution did not disturb the Czar, protected and secure in his gilded apartments in the Winter Palace.