Without question, the voters' choice for Worst Song --
in both the Worst Overall AND Worst Lyrics category --
is ... (drum roll ...)
``MacArthur Park,'' as sung by Richard Harris, and later remade, for
no comprehensible reason, by Donna Summer.
It's hard to argue with this selection. My 12-year-old son, Rob, was
going through a pile of ballots, and he asked me how ``MacArthur Park''
goes, so I sang it, giving it my best shot, and Rob laughed so hard that
when I got to the part about leaving the cake out in the rain, and it
took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again, Rob was
on the floor. He didn't BELIEVE those lyrics were real. He was SURE his
wacky old humor-columnist dad was making them up....
So many to choose from . . .
I'll go with Who Let the Dogs Out.
With an dishonorable mention to My Humps by Black Eye Peas.
I would nominate almost all of the Christmas canon . . .
Macarena song
So many to choose from . . .
I'll go with Who Let the Dogs Out.
With an dishonorable mention to My Humps by Black Eye Peas.
That new Disney song. From something like Frost. Yeah. Put that on the ice, it's warmed over.
You're dissing on Eartha Kitt?We should probably just give an honorable mention to all modern Christmas songs.
Does anyone really want to hear I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus or Rocking Around the Christmas Tree one more time? Not to mention Santa Baby.
You're dissing on Eartha Kitt?
Of course, you know, this means war.