The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

I was hungry hungry.

.. and we all know what a gourmet diet a monkey persues

I had to spend the night in a hotel last night.

When I checked in, I told the receptionist I hoped the pron channel was disabled.

She grimaced and said, "No, you sick bastard, it's regular pron!"

Leukman said:

I told the receptionist I hoped the pron channel was disabled.

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This goes against everything I know about you.

you probably shouldn't go against leukman.

and if you do,...take a long shower afterwards.
with bleach.

Morning - so tired. Too much sugar yesterday. :/

parumpdragon said:

Too much sugar yesterday. :/

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I refuse to believe such a thing is even possible

possible if Ted is the connection ...

Porter? Hasn't anyone told you you DON'T want to be more like the monkey??

Angie said:

Porter? Hasn't anyone told you you DON'T want to be more like the monkey??

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Monkeh doesn't wear that shade of lipstick.

Not on Thursdays.

Clearly, it's Saturday night lipstick.

And monkeh lips envy.

that's disgusting

Haggis said:

Just like Yooper jokes in Michigan, French jokes in Maine or Thibideaux and Boudreaux jokes in Loosiana.

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Here, it's 'van der Merwe' jokes.

Leukman said:

I had to spend the night in a hotel last night.

When I checked in, I told the receptionist I hoped the pron channel was disabled.

She grimaced and said, "No, you sick bastard, it's regular pron!"

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GailD said:

Here, it's 'van der Merwe' jokes.

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any idea what it is in Zambezia ??

PorterStarrByrd said:

any idea what it is in Zambezia ??

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Leukman jokes.

My second grandchild started walking ... upright .. last night

DC joke:

An honest senator walked in to a bar


Maryland joke:
Blue crab walked into a bar with a duck. Told the bartender "I'll have sex on the beach." then points to the duck. "On his bill."

Gilroy Cullen said:

DC joke:

An honest senator

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Oh. Sorry. Thought you were done.

quickWit said:

I refuse to believe such a thing is even possible

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Haggis said:

Tell me it's not Hamtramck.

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I will tell you that it's not Hamtramck.

Leukman said:

I had to spend the night in a hotel last night.

When I checked in, I told the receptionist I hoped the pron channel was disabled.

She grimaced and said, "No, you sick bastard, it's regular pron!"

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Even disabled pron stars deserve a good job..

swachski said:

I will tell you that it's not Hamtramck.

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Well, that's good and that's bad. Hamtramck has the best Pączki. I was hoping you'd be able to get some for the Cabaret this upcoming Fat Tuesday. cray specifically requested prune.

I know - I'm a pest, and I shouldn't post this...

but I am so psyched! The publisher put the book trailer up this morning, and now I'm just kinda wired...





Okay, in the regular news, I forgot to eat breakfast.