The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

Robbert · Apr 18, 2014

The Good: You woke up in time

The Bad: Your find your head resting against your brother in law's chest.

The Ugly: At 5:31 a.m. you go ballistic to get something off your chest.

The Good: This coming Monday, a new graphic designer will start working for your company.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 18, 2014

The Good: This coming Monday, a new graphic designer will start working for your company.

The Bad: You are almost recovered from last week-end's binge and realize that you have been the company's only graphic designer.

CDSinex · Apr 18, 2014

The Good: This coming Monday, a new graphic designer will start working for your company.

The Bad: You are almost recovered from last week-end's binge and realize that you have been the company's only graphic designer.

The Ugly: When you get to work on Monday you find his name taped over yours on the door to "your" office.

The Good: You have a job interview with Microsoft scheduled for Wednesday.

Robbert · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: You have a job interview with Microsoft scheduled for Wednesday.

The Bad: Although you're not related to the CEO of Apple, you're also called Tim Cook.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: You have a job interview with Microsoft scheduled for Wednesday.

The Bad: Although you're not related to the CEO of Apple, you're also called Tim Cook.

The Ugly: They quiz you about your (nonexistent) computer skills

The Good: You are the smartest kid in your class and voted most popular and most likely to succeed.

Tazlima · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: You are the smartest kid in your class and voted most popular and most likely to succeed.
The Bad: You rigged the vote.

jaus tail · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: You are the smartest kid in your class and voted most popular and most likely to succeed.
The Bad: You rigged the vote.
The Ugly: You have no friends left.

The Good: Your depressing dog died.

Robbert · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: Your depressing dog died.

The Bad: Not a single dog seems to care.

CDSinex · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: Your depressing dog died.

The Bad: Not a single dog seems to care.

The Ugly: You have $5,768.29 in unpaid vet bills.

The Good: A group of your friends went to the ASPCA and found a dog that looks exactly like your dear departed.

jaus tail · Apr 19, 2014

The Good: A group of your friends went to the ASPCA and found a dog that looks exactly like your dear departed.

The Bad: The new dog is angry that you depressed his twin brother.

Robbert · Apr 20, 2014

The Good: A group of your friends went to the ASPCA and found a dog that looks exactly like your dear departed.

The Bad: The new dog is angry that you depressed his twin brother.

The Ugly: When your twin brother receives news about yet another new dog, he urges you to consult a shrink.

The Good: The local council raised dog licence fees to £ 125 p.a.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 20, 2014

The Good: The local council raised dog licence fees to £ 125 p.a.

The Bad: Living in New Jersey you have no idea how much that is in Euro's

jaus tail · Apr 21, 2014

The Good: The local council raised dog licence fees to £ 125 p.a.

The Bad: Living in New Jersey you have no idea how much that is in Euro's

The Ugly: You've been arrested and you realize the food is worse than dog food.

The Good: While driving under the influence of alcohol, you crashed into a kidnapper's van and saved a girl's life.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 21, 2014

The Good: While driving under the influence of alcohol, you crashed into a kidnapper's van and saved a girl's life.

The Bad: The film director isn't particularly happy with you

Robbert · Apr 22, 2014

The Good: While driving under the influence of alcohol, you crashed into a kidnapper's van and saved a girl's life.

The Bad: The film director isn't particularly happy with you.

The Ugly: You crashed into the catering van.

The Good: More than 250.000 British tourists visited Paris in 2013.

iLion · Apr 24, 2014

The Good: More than 250.000 British tourists visited Paris in 2013.

The Bad: They were all there as students taking final exams to graduate from the South Hampton Institute for Thieves and Pickpockets.

Robbert · Apr 24, 2014

The Good: More than 250.000 British tourists visited Paris in 2013.

The Bad: They were all there as students taking final exams to graduate from the South Hampton Institute for Thieves and Pickpockets.

The Ugly: The exam had a failure rate of 20%, so 50.000 students are still behind French bars.

The Good: The psychiatric clinic in town is planning to add 120 more beds.

Jill Karg · Apr 24, 2014

Robbert said:
The Good: The psychiatric clinic in town is planning to add 120 more beds.

The Bad: They only had 10 rooms that were 5x7 that were empty.

The Ugly: Decided to use bunk beds and pullaway beds.

The Good: The Bride finally decided to use a Willie Nelson song for her bridal march.

iLion · Apr 24, 2014

The Good: The Bride finally decided to use a Willie Nelson song for her bridal march.

The BAD: She chose "I Never Cared For You".

Zeddo · Apr 24, 2014

The Good: The Bride finally decided to use a Willie Nelson song for her bridal march.

The BAD: She chose "I Never Cared For You".

The Ugly: The groom chose "I’d Already Cheated On You."

The Good: The reception was already paid for, so all the guests got a free meal.

jkosbart · Apr 24, 2014

The good: the reception was already paid for, so all of the guests got a free meal
The bad: The chocolate wedding cake seems to be laced with one of Willie ' s favorite substances

Robbert · Apr 27, 2014

The good: the reception was already paid for, so all of the guests got a free meal

The bad: The chocolate wedding cake seems to be laced with one of Willie ' s favorite substances

The Ugly: Willie is an unaccompanied minor.

The Good: The NHS called: your grandmother is entitled to a new electric wheelchair.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 27, 2014

The Good: The NHS called: your grandmother is entitled to a new electric wheelchair.

The Bad: They are going to have to dig her up to give it to her

Jill Karg · Apr 28, 2014

ugly: They handed you the shovel and the bill for Taxes on the free chair.

Good: You hear that the weather is finally breaking into Spring and warmer temps.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 28, 2014

Good: You hear that the weather is finally breaking into Spring and warmer temps.

The Bad: It is time to replace the batteries in your hearing aid

The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

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