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Granted. You're super rich.

I wish the women debating on the news channel that I'm watching, would start punching and kicking each other.
 

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There are premium channels and pay-per-view channels for that
If the genie has to fork out for them, so do you.

I wish I had some really neat rubber boots
 
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Denied. Cause you denied my wish.

I wish the women in my lane would start fist fighting and kicking each other and tearing each others clothes and biting each other.
 

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Granted ... but you'll have to way for Black Friday in November


I wish I had knee high shiny black rubber boots
 

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Granted. But only if you promise to wear only those boots to work.

I wish my new boss turns out to be a rich lady with lots of money, a big house and a slim, tall body.
 

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Granted. Imagine her to be just as you envisioned in your wildest dreams. Problem is, she isn't into toyboys.


I wish the Queen of pop will give me a shout in due course.
 

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Granted. But what will you do with all that concrete?

I wish a nitro boost for my truck.
 
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Denied. Enough killing of teachers. We're not going to equip you any further.

I wish I could play the guitar like I can ring a bell.
 

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Granted. You bang the guitar back and forth inside a garbage bin (Amazing Genie provided you a large bell-like structure on such short notice!) and make a horrendous racket. But no one cares, because The Who already perfected the technique.

I wish I could read music.
 

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Granted. You must now teach a room filled with 3yr olds to do the same.

I wish my dog would stop crying.
 

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Granted. Genie gave your dog a cat to play with.

I wish muscles exploded from my arms.
 

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Denied. Muscles take effort. However genie feels bad about not granting something so you now are the proud owner of explosions from your rear end.

I wish I had nose plugs.
 

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Granted but genie is unwell, due to the bad air, and is unable to guarantee the wish. Will the wisher approach the afore mentioned rear end and check please. Let us know.

I wish I knew why everything suddenly seems so rosy.
 

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Granted. You over-indulged last night, and as you staggered home you passed out and landed in a rose garden. Sorry about the thorns.

I wish I had the key to success.
 

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Are you ready to carry the world before you? Okey-dokey, the key is right here, plonk. The white matching door is located in Washington D.C..


I wish I owned a castle instead of renting an apartment.
 

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Denied. If I could give a castle to anyone, wouldn't I give it to myself rather than staying in this golden lamp.

I wish I could seduce women with my eyes.
 

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Denied. Next you'll be asking to be able to undress women with your eyes. I ask you!

I wish women would try and seduce me.
 

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Granted. Here's a six month membership to the gym across the street. Get muscular, and soon all the women would be seeking your attention.

I wish I had a cool pair of shades.
 

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Granted. The curtain installation guy will arrive tomorrow morning.

I wish movie sequels were better than originals. Or would that throw the whole world order out of whack?
 

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Much as genie would like to grant this wish it must be denied. Genie cannot conceive of a world without whacks.

I wish this gym thing wasn't so hard.
 

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Granted. Pumping iron will be a piece of cake if you stick to lbs instead of kg.


I wish I had something to make me happy.
 

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Granted. You have a right hand; get to pumping! You'll soon be very happy, if only briefly. Genie is working with limited resources today and had to use what was immediately to, uh, hand.

I wish I may, I wish I might.
 

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Denied. Genie can grant wishes, not read minds. You've been given the opportunity to ask for wishes and you're playing with it. There are millions of people who would die for an interaction with the genie and you dare to confuse it. Genie electrocutes your paws as punishment.

I wish my neighbor wasn't so annoying.