The "I'm sorry" thread

Komnena · Apr 15, 2014

the dry cleaning bill shouldn't be more than five hundred dollars.
I'm sorry your jockey pulled your Derby colt up too soon but

Nymtoc · Apr 15, 2014

...you should have expected something like that when you saw him doing pirouettes in the paddock.

I'm sorry your no-good brother-in-law borrowed your car and sold it, but...

aguywhotypes · Apr 16, 2014

...you kind of had it coming, since you accidentally shot his left arm off last hunting season!

I'm sorry your father beat you, but....

jaus tail · Apr 17, 2014

not all step moms are how they show in porn movies.

I'm sorry your step mom barred you from taking the family money, but

Maxx B · Apr 17, 2014

$5 was never going to get you very far.

I'm sorry I did that, but

jaus tail · Apr 17, 2014

I didn't do that on purpose.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you of my alcohol addiction before marriage, but

Maxx B · Apr 17, 2014

you look so much prettier when I'm drunk.

I'm sorry that a burnt dinner, but

onestepp · Apr 17, 2014

I'm taking you overnight to the Jules Verne Restaurant at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

I'm sorry that it was a cloudy day, but

Nymtoc · Apr 18, 2014

...Zeus didn't respond to my pleas. He never pays attention to me anyway.

I'm sorry that band stole your song, but...

Robbert · Apr 18, 2014

...it's always good to have another one up your sleeve.

I'm sorry the papers ran a story about your promiscuous spouse, but...

Komnena · Apr 20, 2014

now you get to keep all your money in the divorce.
I'm sorry the possum keeps outmaneuvering you but

Candy · Apr 27, 2014

despite your misguided belief, you are not a possum whisperer.
I'm sorry I told your girlfirend you'd run off to join the Chippendales, but...

Robbert · Apr 30, 2014

...now that you've got a job, she expects to be reimbursed fully.

I'm sorry my apology was somewhat unspecific, but...

Jorshington · Apr 30, 2014

. .what did you expect, a confessional?

I'm sorry my Shitzu peed on your carpet, but. .

Komnena · May 8, 2014

but now you can replace it with a better one.
I'm sorry you can't think of a decent title but

jaus tail · May 9, 2014

I can't either. Join the stupidity club.

I'm sorry your son wants to marry a cat but,

Komnena · May 11, 2014

at least she inherited a fortune from her former owner.
I'm sorry the lawyers won't let your son have full control of his new wife's fortune but

me-a-monsteR · May 14, 2014

...he did kill her, after all.

I'm sorry you see ghosts, but...

jaus tail · May 14, 2014

I sincerely hope they talk with you and befriend the whining baby that you.

I'm sorry I put a pigeon in your freezer, but

me-a-monsteR · May 15, 2014

...meat is meat and a man must eat?

I'm sorry I never call, but...

Jorshington · May 15, 2014

. .you're just too annoying.

I'm sorry about telling the whole Internet about your sexy times, but. .

Night_Writer · May 15, 2014

...I just thought that lots of other people would want to know about all those great toys you used.

I'm sorry that a mouse crawled up your nose while you were napping but......

me-a-monsteR · May 16, 2014

...it was looking for some food and you should really clean your nose before you doze off.

I'm sorry he dumped you, but...

shakeysix · May 16, 2014

at least you survived the live burial.

I'm sorry that you were denied a school lunch because you owed the cafeteria $4.26...

Nymtoc · May 16, 2014

...but you should have figured out how to swipe one anyway. That's what school is for.

I'm sorry your athlete's foot didn't qualify you for a sports scholarship, but...

The "I'm sorry" thread

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