Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Jaus is a fire-breathing reptile, but it comes out the wrong end.

iLion roars louder from the other end.

Jaus prefers the other end.

The red stain on Jton's fingers is actually nail polish.

for JORSH^likes both ends

^^^ for JT. Likes red, again, showing his true colors

UC looks at herself in the mirror, spreads her hands and says,
"Mirror mirror, on the wall,
Who's the prettiest of them all."

The mirror shivers, and replies, "You miss, you. Please don't hurt me, miss, please."

Jaus shatters mirrors when he looks into them.

The mirror shatters itself when EFB looks into them.

JT cut the cheese....god JT

UC blames destiny for the rats in her hair.

^is the rat that ratted me out

Undercover is training an army of mutant rats to aid her bid for world supremacy.

UC is a regular on dating websites. She chats with men, plans a date then doesn't turn up on the last day. She then goes to her girlfriends, closes the room's door and whispers, 'I punkd another guy.' Then all the girls give each other a high five, look at uc and say, 'Oooooo, you're such a bad gurl.'

The strings stretching under Max's pizza are spider webs.

^ is actually the pied piper

EFB was recruited by the same organisation that hires the tooth fairies, the sandmen and other magical folk to put all the fluff in to dryers.

EFB is the pied piper for centipedes. Her house has tonnes of them crawling on the walls, under the bed, on the couch. Fear Factor once asked her, if she would rent them her house for a stunt.

Maxx B is the guy that steals the matching sock out of the dryer.

Jaus eats cockroaches for breakfast on a daily basis.

EFB wouldn't eaten them but she's a vegetarian. She substitutes roaches with algae and says, "What you lose on the swings, you gain on the roundabout."

Jaus won over 104 beauty contests, in 1903.

Max won all the pizza eating contests since 1903.

Jaus used to work in the M&M factory painting the Ms on the candies. He was fired when they realised he was painting Ws on them.

Max tilts candles, then lights the wick. He thinks the candles will launch in the sky like rockets.

JT thinks he owns a rocket

UC washes her cat in the washing machine, then hangs her in the laundry line.

JT is frequently seen running around shirtless.

His ex took the washing machine with her.