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Lobationism: The really freaky belief that the best beer is Canadian.

frozticular

frozticular - A grown up version of a winter dare game. Players do not use their tongue on the frozen metal pole.

Agnesticon

Convention for fans of the Tv show Agnesti, in which protagonist Agnesti struggles to solve the problem of hungry dryers eating socks.
jiendeoag

Jiendeoag- An ancient Chinese proverb writer who was unlucky to have been published the same week as Confucius. His works were the first in recorded history to have been remaindered. It is thought that several thousand copies make up the foundations of the Northern Wei Dynasty Wall just outside Xuanfu.

Shadallfang

Shadallfang - Aluminum siding made especially for the homes of vampires.

Antipaticopasto

Antipaticopasto an antipasto served to appease a disagreeable person.

Bründel

Bründel: a little-known Swiss pop-group


monakidery

monakidery - the old practice of interning unmarried, pregnant women in convents until they gave birth.

Goba-Goba

In the land of Edispu Nwod "Gob-a Gob-a!" Is what a guide yells when to warn a column of hikers that they are approaching a bog.

Edispu Nwod Land

Edispu Nwod Land: The place you eventually come to if you dig a hole to the other side.

phq

P.H.Q. - Acronym for PolyHydroxilQuinazoline. P.H.Q. is a chemical produced in the nasal membranes of the nose. It forms long, naturally lubricated, polymer chains. It is odourless and has a yellow - green colour. It has been observed that is produced in huge volumes by babies. Scientists have yet to determine it's actual function, but anecdotal evidence suggests it is a form of adhesive used to stick food, clothing and small animals to infants.

Phlogisticlate

Phlogisticlate
This word concerns doing something not normally discussed in 'polite' company. It's a Swedish thing and involves a live chicken, 4 rubber bands and a hand full of M & Ms.

Collistigationary

Collistigationary- To train border collie sheep dogs to herd sheep without the dog having to move.

Blitheringtonation

Blitheringtonation - The place between the Phantom Tool Booth and James's giant peach palace.

Argothempoptater -

Argothempoptater - A hallucinogenic pastry made from artificially flavored potatoes.

Neuronomican -

Neuronomican
how zombie brains are wired

keiwein

keiwein - a monetary system in which hot dogs are used as currency

nunabrak

nunabrak ; A weapon commonly used by nuns in private boarding schools everywhere. It looks a lot like a ruler, but is actually a knuckle smasher. Available at Walmart for $1.98

camelizer

camelizer AComputerProgramThatRemovesSpacesAndCapitalizesTheFirstLetterOfEachWord

jingability

jingability: A rare but desireable quality sought after in hiring Santa's elves.


Fubarian

Fubarian person who keeps track of badly screwed up things.
fwoeneth

fwoeneth ~ a badly screwed up thing.




mowecarne

Mowecarne -what happens when a toddler pours chili into a lawnmower's gas tank. It is not pretty.
hiekwiey

Komnena said:

Mowecarne -what happens when a toddler pours chili into a lawnmower's gas tank. It is not pretty.
hiekwiey

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hiekwiey: what outdoorsey people do on their first date.


oubliette.

Oubliette: Punishment room where forgetful people store forgotten or soon-to-be-forgotten items. In olden times only prisoner enemies were stored in such cells and thus forever forgotten. Antonym: Rememberette?

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