Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume VI)

Lavern08 said:

*Wonders if the newbie, Royale, would like to be Laverned*

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*Skips around Lavern08 in a bunny outfit wondering what she meant by "if I wanted to be Laverned."*

We've all been laverned and we love it.

I now have erections that last over four hours.

alleycat said:

We've all been laverned and we love it.

I now have erections that last over four hours.

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. Hahahahah. How does one get laverened?! Someone lavern me real quick! Is it addicting? Is it like a drug? Someone lavern me quick!

Royale.Revolution said:

. Hahahahah. How does one get laverened?! Someone lavern me real quick! Is it addicting? Is it like a drug? Someone lavern me quick!

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Only Lavern can do that properly. Depending on her mood, it may or may not be a good thing.

AC, maybe you should put the pet carrier inside a cardboard box, you know, camoflage it. Cats love boxes.

It's a pretty good sized carrier.

We'll see tomorrow morning. I have an appointment for 9:00.

I think you should put Royale in the pet carrier, at least until he gets laverned.

Our big dog likes to go in the car no matter where we go. Our little dog gets really nervous because it usually means she's going to the groomer, where she's imprisoned and tortured by a bird that's almost has big as she is by its squawking all day long. That reminds me of a joke.

What did the 500 pound parrot say?

"HERE KITTY, KITTY."

Sat Nam! (Literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

and pie and piescream.

We had rain yesterday. Alleluiah!

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

Kylabelle said:

I think you should put Royale in the pet carrier, at least until he gets laverned.

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Kinky

Hmm, I'm a little jealous. It's been so long since I've been laverned.

I'm going to make some oatmeal-raisin muffins with buttermilk! That's what's cookin' here.

Cassandra, your avi, it's, um, very interesting.

I just checked my rep points, and I have 10,031! And I didn't get nuffin!

Did you announce it and invite people to celebrate? Mods are timid souls and they're sometimes shy about inflicting torture providing gifts that might not be welcome.

I'm sure AC will be glad to give you a gift.


ETA: Oh, and if you'd like to come to the Comedy Cabaret, I can promise the mods there will be totally delighted to give you a gift if you explain your situation to them. Just tell them I sent you.

I'm shy.

We know, but couldn't you come out of your hiding place just for a minute to give McLesh a suitable reward for those 10,000 rep points? That's a big milestone. It shouldn't go unmarked.

Anyone want to watch Gothic with me? I can't remember whether the movie is good or not.

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/gothic

Ugh. Today was a biatch. Ran late this morning and MIL was sort of snippy 'cause I didn't get there fast enough with a change of clothes for her PT. I said, very sweetly, "I'll bring 2 changes of clothes for you after PT,"
Daughter and I showed up and she was wiped up, stoned and tired. She was delighted, however, to see grand daughter. We only stayed 20 minutes or so. Ran a few errands, came home and forgot I had about 10 things on my to do list here at home. GROAN. Oh well. Tomorrow is another day, I guess.

The high point of my day was changing a lawn mower blade.

If someone is going to sent phishing e-mail you would think they would at least learn to use the correct words.

Your have a incoming payment . . .

Sorry AC, I'll try to spell correctly next time I send you an email like that...

I have missed you all my pretties!! Someone pop about the chocolate cake flavored non alcoholic champagne! It's time to celebrate how awesome we all are and how lucky and blessed I am to be around you all.

CassandraW said:

Did you announce it and invite people to celebrate? Mods are timid souls and they're sometimes shy about inflicting torture providing gifts that might not be welcome.

I'm sure AC will be glad to give you a gift.


ETA: Oh, and if you'd like to come to the Comedy Cabaret, I can promise the mods there will be totally delighted to give you a gift if you explain your situation to them. Just tell them I sent you.

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*backs away slowly*

Excellent!

I just finished digging the House of Forn bear pit!

ROAR

Good morning, people in faraway lands.