The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

whi.....which one is left, again?

I was baked once

Cella said:

whi.....which one is left, again?

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Do you dress to the left, madam?

PorterStarrByrd said:

I was baked once

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That's half true.

PorterStarrByrd said:

I was baked once

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I was thinking this time maybe we could smoke you. Or maybe brine you.

Haggis said:

Do you dress to the left, madam?

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You mean like, ...

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Like, what do you mean?

I slipped over and read Haggis', or really, Stewie's, blog, linked to the bottom of his posts. It wasn't just half bad.

Cella said:

You mean like, ...

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Like, what do you mean?

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Oh, Cella. Don't you know better than to ask a question like that in this place? Now he's going to tell you. And that can't lead to anything good.

PorterStarrByrd said:

I slipped over and read Haggis', or really, Stewie's, blog, linked to the bottom of his posts. It wasn't just half bad.

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See, Stewie's so freaking adorable it doesn't actually matter what he says. He gets by on his looks.

Cella said:

You mean like, ...

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Like, what do you mean?

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Well, see, when a woman and a man love each other very much, one of the guy's testicles hangs lower than the other. That matters when one is tailoring a pair of pants for the man. The man who loves the woman very much.

None of this has anything to do with procreating. It has everything to do with tailoring. You either dress to the left or you dress to the right. It has nothing to do with politics.

PorterStarrByrd said:

I slipped over and read Haggis', or really, Stewie's, blog, linked to the bottom of his posts. It wasn't just half bad.

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I'm sure Stew appreciates the read, Porter. FWIW, he's staring bullets at me telling me to get on the ball and deal with the new posts he's already dictated. We've got a few in the queue--not written, but the concepts are there. Might be another one any day now. Any day.

CassandraW said:

See, Stewie's so freaking adorable it doesn't actually matter what he says. He gets by on his looks.

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Actually I've always gotten by that way too. Problem is "freaking adorable" apparently no longer has wrinkles.

Haggis said:

Well, see, when a woman and a man love each other very much, one of the guy's testicles hangs lower than the other. That matters when one is tailoring a pair of pants for the man. The man who loves the woman very much.

None of this has anything to do with procreating. It has everything to do with tailoring. You either dress to the left or you dress to the right. It has nothing to do with politics.

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You see, Cella? You see? This is why you don't ask.

So....these are tight pants?

This is also why I generally don't wear pants.

And yeah, Stewie is awesome, but all dogs are awesome. I haven't read a dog's blog yet that I didn't like. Even that one by the poodle who thought she was a pit bull in a lab's clothing. Weird blog.

Inky said:

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I accept your surrender. Now please step into the van for processing.

*arches brow*
We're gonna be here awhile, just so ye' ken.

Sweet mono-brow, Inky.

Pants are so overrated.

Note to SR--pants = trousers

*takes notes*

Uh huh.

*checks codpiece*

A-okay!

Americanese is hard to learn.

Yah, it's like I feel we need maps for US Americanese and such.

And the Iraq!

Blimey!

Or you can use an England to Americanese GPS for that.

Haggis said:

Pants are so overrated.

Note to SR--pants = trousers

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it's my understanding that all british people (even the jarman ones) wear plus fours.

cray said:

he want you to put him through the curing process, cass.

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he alway want to put him through...

..he always..

..he want before yesterday..


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yeah, Americanese are hard..

Inky said:

The first tongue?
Holy carp!
SWACH!
He has TWO tongues...
*voice over from Toy Story martians*
Twoooo tonguesssss....

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*wonders which is the mother tongue..*

Haggis said:

Well, see, when a woman and a man love each other very much, one of the guy's testicles hangs lower than the other. That matters when one is tailoring a pair of pants for the man. The man who loves the woman very much.

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You should totally be a romance writer, Haggis. This got me all verklempt.. *sniffles*

cray said:

it's my understanding that all british people (even the jarman ones) wear plus fours.

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Apart from those who wear twin set and pearls.