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It's hard enough for me to money out of my live customers, the dead are even worse at paying.
 

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True, but they keep dropping limbs all over the place.
 

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Who got BBQed?
 

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Someone round up the horror hounds, they're getting body parts all over the place. And not in a good way.
 

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Someone round up the horror hounds, they're getting body parts all over the place. And not in a good way.

Hot diggity! I kin make stew!

<starts collecting miscellaneous par..., er, piec..., er, stuff, and dropping it into large kettle>

Anyone got some old possum or squirrel lyin' 'round? Varmints adds a bit o' spice...
 
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We've got the Marshal around here somewhere.
 

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Hmmm..., the Marshal, you say?

Somebody once said dawg makes a fine meal, but I gots my suspicions...

....sides which, he might be a little too gamey fer stew - though the whiskey oughtta' cover most o' thet up...

Heck, tell 'im it's free booze. He'll jump right in.

<pictures Danny Kaye floundering in a vat of beer in one of them pitcher shows>
 

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Hmmm..., the Marshal, you say?

Somebody once said dawg makes a fine meal, but I gots my suspicions...

....sides which, he might be a little too gamey fer stew - though the whiskey oughtta' cover most o' thet up...

Heck, tell 'im it's free booze. He'll jump right in.

<pictures Danny Kaye floundering in a vat of beer in one of them pitcher shows>
*spit*

I been suspicionin' that you might be up to no good. What do you have to say about that?
 

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*spit*

I been suspicionin' that you might be up to no good. What do you have to say about that?

Why, I never. Here I went an' dug this here saloon a new wine cellar, offered the Marshal a swim, an' all I git is insulted. See if I invite you t' the next church social.

Harrumph!

<spit, fishes fer new chaw when the old one lands on the side o' the bar and starts crawling up>
 

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Oh, say now. You got one of them crawlin' chaws? You wouldn't happen to have an extry one of them handy, would you?
 

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Are you serving newb in my saloon?