Hello, can I have a drink? If you're willing to add another to the slew of newbies, that is.
Welcome, welcome and welcome!
hm. At school they said the power of three is effective. Ooooh, how about this one:
Cookies, cookies and cookies!
*Steps back to observe the sudden mad rush at the basket I placed on the table.
Yup, my teacher was right. Just look at the power of that three!
Welcome to all the new newbies, old newbies, and hello again to everyone else. I'm here to celebrate, I just had a kind of publishing offer... and it's not even for a story, which is what I normally write! I'm a high school teacher who compiled a booklet of the 'all-you-need-to-know to pass the GCSE' type, and someone on the exam board wants me to expand it slightly then he will distribute it around the country!
Never thought I'd write a textbook...
So here are some cakes and cookies, bacon flavour included (those are the ones sandwiched together with cow cream) to celebrate. Let the party begin!