The weirdest thing in your search history

Katharine Tree said:

Or high carbon steel and quartz.

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That's interesting. I just looked up to find out what elements are in quartz and found out that flint is a kind of quartz.

Not such a weird internet search as "cannibalism in squirrels" though...

"Winter bag colors"...I think I was looking for a gift, but it sounds like something a drunk would type.

Are writers assholes?

According to Google, the verdict is in. Try it for yourself.

People in my area were disappointed about twenty years ago, for example, when it was discovered that squirrels in their area had a communicable one, so squirrel brains were no longer safe to eat.

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I am watching Andrew Zimmern on The Travel Channel, and the next segment is about sucking squirrel brains. YAY ANDREW I love that man.

Placenta art. Yep, it's a thing.

'How to make a Roman blind' - I didn't think it was a weird search, but apparently there are some comedians out there in internetland...

neandermagnon said:

Extreme hunger has a way of changing people's opinions about that kind of thing.

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Well, I'd hope so, otherwise it is even worse.

But I'm sure for every person who has eaten someone to keep alive, there are probably several people who just died. I don't think cannibalism is the go to mood for people suffering from extreme hunger.

"Field dressing rabbit squeeze method".

It's um... pretty much what you'd expect.

*splort*

The video of dudes testing viking era weapons on a pig carcass might need some 'splaining if my wife/boss/co-workers dredged it out of my browser history.

I hope they ate the pig when they were done...

Carrie in PA said:

Placenta art. Yep, it's a thing.

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I think we have a winner. My curiosity got me here. It was actually more beautiful than I expected.

davidwestergaard said:

The video of dudes testing viking era weapons on a pig carcass might need some 'splaining if my wife/boss/co-workers dredged it out of my browser history.

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It does? Cause I've watched videos of them testing neanderthal and Homo sapiens weapons the same way. Didn't even occur to me that people might find that as weird... guess that makes me double weird.

Only thing I thought of from that was how one study into a wound on a neanderthal skeleton's ribs concluded that because it was consistent with a stone-tipped spear being thrown at him, he must have been killed by a Homo sapiens, even though he lived about 30,000 years too early to have ever met a Homo sapiens. Just because neanderthals didn't make purpose built throwing spears doesn't mean they didn't occasionally throw thrusting spears or other stone tools at each other.

Sumi Long said:

I googled Mamamia.

That's disturbing just to think about.

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Okay, I've tried and tried but every time I google "Mamamia," all I can find is information on the Broadway musical "Mamma Mia." I even tried looking on Wikipedia to no avail. What is "Mamamia?"

I'll share. All related to my WIP.

"erotic massage Bucharest"
"sex fight video"
"nuclear football"
"French nuclear launch codes"
"vampire body odor"
"why did Abba sing in English"
"driving after tire shot flat"

"Numb abdomen"

Yep. My older son wanted to know why he couldn't feel his stomach. I did a search. Can we say "gas buildup?"

How to seduce a sofa with a viking helmet worn at a jaunty angle.

No results.

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You mean you searched for something so bizarre that the internet doesn't yet have a page for it?

That is quite an achievement.

GraemeTollins said:

How to seduce a sofa with a viking helmet worn at a jaunty angle.

No results.

(There will be now)

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O-o-okay....

GraemeTollins said:

How to seduce a sofa with a viking helmet worn at a jaunty angle.

No results.

(There will be now)

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Out of curiosity, who's wearing the Viking helmet at a jaunty angle and where are they wearing it?

I do have to doubt the "No Results" thing, though, because of Rule 34.

do men rub their legs together when they need to pee

Haven't found my answer.

I just googled "is it acceptable to kill children in novels".

At the library.

I still don't have my answer, but I'm pretty sure it's only a matter of time until I'm thrown out of here.

latest one "infected wound from human bite"

pregnant Latino faces
I'm not even going to explain

Body farms.

If you have to ask what they are, trust me, you don't want to know or look at their web cam videos.