Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary
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Sadly ...
Common F. Sense was murdered long ago by Corruption N. Greed.
[FONT="]“There is an old adage in the law that, if the facts are on your side, you pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, you pound on the law. If neither the facts nor the law is on your side, you pound on the table. It appears there is a lot of table pounding going on here.”[/FONT]
Thanks. I do make a pretty baby, don't I? Even at my age.I gotta tell ya, JB, Sami's one really cute kid. Y'did good there.
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Thanks. I do make a pretty baby, don't I? Even at my age.
I'm just shocked it took you this long to figure out how to do it.
I'm just shocked it took you this long to figure out how to do it.
Heh, she just finally took seriously what he'd been poking at her in fun ...
The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
[FONT="]My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -- Ashleigh Brilliant[/FONT]
I've been consulting the trees again this afternoon. A few of them didn't take me seriously. They are now firewood.
If you want to be taken seriously by a tree, you've got to give it a hug.
Oh, my stars and stripes, I love tree-huggers so much!
Most didn't live in Montana who convinced gullible D.C. legislators how trees weren't renewable resources and put real conservationist--loggers for one--out of work. The let-nature-take-its-course bunch then forced the park and forest services to let Yellowstone Park and other national forests burn up.
Here in Oregon, logging was stopped to save the spotted owl. After half the state was thrown out work, another owl invaded, and the spotted owl moved themselves to safer locations because
Thank the good lord for fire crews, saner forestry admin, and better management by lumber companies, logging and re-foresting is going great guns here. I try to convince out-of-staters to hug bears and poison ivy patches
Oh, knew how to do it, just kept practicing to make sure we gave you, Vernie, Gail, andI'm just shocked it took you this long to figure out how to do it.
I hope she waits until my girlfriend leaves.You might want to wait until Momma Bear is in the room.
Just sayin'.
Actually it's Laverne - no relation.
And I'm still waiting at the airport for Gail...
You might want to wait until Momma Bear is in the room.
Just sayin'.
BTW, I'm digging the red fez that Stewie is wearing. When did he go to Mecca?
At my age, everything takes longer.
Stewie didn't actually go to Mecca, Gail. He gets gifts from his fans all over the world. The fez came from some guy named Porter something. Nice hat, don't you think?
Dreams are supposed to private ... unless you invite someone else along ... but be a little wary of who you take along, like my first two wives.
Last night, went to a meeting of my 50th high school reonion committee. About a dozen head of us there, planning the details for the reonion next weekend. The head dude reviewed the list of awards to be given out, y'know, who traveled the furthest to be there, who has the most young'ns, etc. He came to an award for the alumnus/alumnae who had the youngest young'n and all heads turned toward me, amid giggles. I told them to forget it 'cause I ain't done yet.
I plan to take Sami Bear for the first half hour or so 'cause they won't believe it otherwise, although they've never known me to tell a lie...well, there was that woman in Houston...oh, the young lady on Biscayne Island...and...well, I'm gonna take the cub because
I plan to take Sami Bear for the first half hour or so 'cause they won't believe it otherwise, although they've never known me to tell a lie...well, there was that woman in Houston...oh, the young lady on Biscayne Island...and...well, I'm gonna take the cub because
