First World Problems

Alpha Echo · May 9, 2014

Putputt said:
I'm out of red wine, so I have to eat my steak with white wine like a barbarian.

jerrimander said:
I wept when I read this.

I would have too if I'd seen that. Man...that would suck.

ArtisticRabbit said:
And if you don't have anything on a cloud somewhere, you have to put in all your contacts by hand, set up your GPS and email accounts, Facebook, ugh, it's such a pain. >_<

I did get "smart" with this phone and made sure everything is saved to my gmail account.

That was after I wasn't so smart last time.

Rachel77 · May 9, 2014

I spilled my coffee this morning in the office cafeteria. And then got takeout for lunch so that I didn't have to see the people at the cash register who saw me spill my coffee earlier, and everything went fine except that there were People Ahead Of Me In Line To Pay at the takeout place, so now I'm feeling homicidal.

parumpdragon · May 9, 2014

First, is anyone nodding their head in agreement with most of these statements as they read down the thread?

Second...
the scroll wheel on my computer mouse is acting up and almost dead, so I'm having to use the arrow keys or the scroll bar because I'm really back at using the track-pad.

Alpha Echo · May 9, 2014

We always have way too much food, and inevitably, some of the produce goes into our compost pile before we've even touched it.

jerrimander · May 9, 2014

parumpdragon said:
First, is anyone nodding their head in agreement with most of these statements as they read down the thread?

Second...
the scroll wheel on my computer mouse is acting up and almost dead, so I'm having to use the arrow keys or the scroll bar because I'm really back at using the track-pad.

OH. MY. GAWD!!! how do you even go on with your life?????

parumpdragon · May 9, 2014

jerrimander said:
OH. MY. GAWD!!! how do you even go on with your life?????

The way one did before the mouse-scroll-ball was invented

(*winks*)

ArtisticRabbit · May 9, 2014

I am required to drink at least 8 glasses of fresh water per day or something like that and I just, ugh, I HATE WATER!!

Putputt · May 9, 2014

parumpdragon said:
The way one did before the mouse-scroll-ball was invented (*winks*)

I think that's called The Dark Ages.

Putputt · May 9, 2014

jerrimander said:
I wept when I read this.

It was a harrowing experience, but I am stronger for it.

heza · May 9, 2014

We don't have an automatic sprinkler system. It takes us five hours to water the yard.

Maggie Maxwell · May 9, 2014

I had something to say in this thread, and I can't remember it! Ugh!

thethinker42 · May 9, 2014

The Jimmy Johns guy took SEVENTEEN MINUTES to bring me my lunch.

emax100 · May 9, 2014

My house I am renting in is too small. Yeah, I know it is basically a mansion relative to what 3/4 of the world lives it but dang it, it is still too darn small for me. Oh well.

parumpdragon · May 9, 2014

ArtisticRabbit said:
I am required to drink at least 8 glasses of fresh water per day or something like that and I just, ugh, I HATE WATER!!

I don't care for water either, I drink tea

Putputt said:
I think that's called The Dark Ages.

It was about 1999, so it was close. Y2K was still a thing, and it wasn't involved in texting

Mclesh · May 9, 2014

ArtisticRabbit said:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I was gonna drink so many margaritas in celebration once I popped out this kid! ALL the limes will be gone by then! *panic*

It's a serious problem! *shudders*

benbradley · May 9, 2014

I've bought my wife all those pairs of sexy boots, but she still isn't getting the hint.

shakeysix · May 9, 2014

I listened to Karma Chameleon at full blast all the way home from my sister's house (34 minutes). Now I cannot get the damned thing out of my head. The KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMAKARMAs and the COMEs and GOOOOOOes are ricocheting around my head like bees on meth.

I was singing it just now while watching TV with the cat but the cat wanted out. He seemed frightened. Guess I'll get a snack to take my mind off it. Jello sounds good--RED GOLD AND GREEN, RED GOLD AND GREEEE_ENNN! --s6

regdog · May 10, 2014

Mclesh said:
Oh, I almost forgot. If you haven't heard, there is a lime shortage. Do you realize how this is going to affect my gin & tonics?

Avocado prices are rising too.

DAMN YOU HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rotes · May 10, 2014

Demi Lovato clearly has no idea what a myocardial infarction is or how it works. ;____;

I really wanted to go to the fancy tofu restaurant, but my friend was busy playing Magic cards because he's a dignified, grown ass man. I didn't want to go alone, so I had to settle for a tofu breakfast pocket. ;_____;

PandaMan · May 10, 2014

shakeysix said:
I listened to Karma Chameleon at full blast all the way home from my sister's house (34 minutes). Now I cannot get the damned thing out of my head. The KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMAKARMAs and the COMEs and GOOOOOOes are ricocheting around my head like bees on meth.

I was singing it just now while watching TV with the cat but the cat wanted out. He seemed frightened. Guess I'll get a snack to take my mind off it. Jello sounds good--RED GOLD AND GREEN, RED GOLD AND GREEEE_ENNN! --s6

Arggh! I just read this and now I can't get that blasted song out of my mind. Please, please, please, make it stop, before I turn into a zombie! :e2hammer:

Night_Writer · May 10, 2014

Oh, damn, I forgot to buy zucchini when I was at the supermarket, that great big store that has aisle after aisle of food food food and more food.

And water. Water in bottles. All ya want. And it's transparent, too.

shakeysix · May 10, 2014

I thought I bought cinnamon raisin bread for breakfast toast but bought cinnamon bread instead! No raisins and, worse, I forgot to buy peanut butter. I'll have to make do with (gasp!) plain old Land O Lakes unsalted butter. --s6

jerrimander · May 10, 2014

I've been talked at, texted to, and stepped on, all BEFORE MY F***ING ALARM.

mommy ain't happy.

ArtisticRabbit · May 10, 2014

Our cat chewed up my husband's XBox One controller charger cord last night.

Dreity · May 10, 2014

I'm hungry but I don't want to say "hi" to the company (not mine) in the kitchen.

First World Problems

I should be writing.

I sometimes hiccup fire

I should be writing.

No one takes me seriously. Really.

I sometimes hiccup fire

is actually a seal. :I

permanently suctioned to Buz's leg

permanently suctioned to Buz's leg

Making Einstein cry since 1994

Abnormal Romance Author

I sometimes hiccup fire

It's too hot

It's a doggy dog world

blue eyed floozy

The Scavengers

Crazy Opossum Lady

Panda girls are the best!

It's all symbolic.

blue eyed floozy

No one takes me seriously. Really.

is actually a seal. :I