The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Jaycinth

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I think Ted is trying to clean up his image...

that or it's another way of luring peeps to the van.


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Poor, Ted..... he's such a nice guy, yet all of these wild eyed women and children keep leaping into his van looking for candy.


Some idiot in sparkly hot-pants locked himself in the other day and was banging on the windows yelling.........

... about...candy.

Poor Ted was so embarassed he had to lock the doors and drive away.

Maybe if Ted had an RV he wouldn't have this problem.


We certainly cannot ask him to give up his candy!



Why...that'd be like asking me to give up Jameson, Bailey's, Grey Goose, Guiness, McSorleys and teh stuff we make in the toilets when Mel's asleep...
 

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jaycinth, this is your bar, no?


do us a little favor, kitten. there's a huge typo in the thread title that you could correct for us. pip is spelled nib for some unholy reason.

please fix that and ted will be forever grateful!
 

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No, my screaming no longer scares the neighbors.

Yeah, you prolly don't want too many folks knowing this one.

and Ted has to drive his van around my building in a slow and almost suspicious manner from 10 to 2... whenever I'm working...and if anybody questions him he is to lecture them on the dangers of giving candy to strangers...

I would totally love to do this and get paid for it.
 
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