I never have a tidy back garden - in the summer it is full of red berries which fall from the tree (poisonous to humans, but the birds like them), and in autumn there are leaves everywhere. Stacks of the things. I can't rake them up, because it would take too much time (four trees) and I have nowhere to put them. I can't even burn them because I am so close to a massive woodland, which I am constantly aware could go up in flames if I am not ever-vigilant.
If I get my hands on whoever is setting off fireworks, there is going to be trouble. Already there have been two small fires thanks to the idiots setting them off, and I really don't fancy the notion of burning alive out here in the middle of nowhere...