KRAMPUS! (Christmas Imp sporadically at the top of the forums)

CheekyWench · Nov 29, 2010

Tis the season! :ROFL:

thanks Mac

Vespertilion · Nov 29, 2010

Oh, hurrah, now it feels like the Holidays! Luckily I have plenty of books to put down the back of my pants

CheekyWench · Nov 29, 2010

Clovia said:
Oh, hurrah, now it feels like the Holidays! Luckily I have plenty of books to put down the back of my pants

We need to think of the Krampus carol.

Vespertilion · Nov 29, 2010

CheekyWench said:
We need to think of the Krampus carol.

I knooooooow. All I can think of right now is that damn badger song, no thanks to you, but instead of mushroom, MUSHROOM, I hear Krampus, KRAMPUS!

CheekyWench · Nov 29, 2010

LOL yeah sorry about that.

its birrrrch.. its biiirrch.. oh noooooo birch switcheeees...

Vespertilion · Nov 29, 2010

Here's one on another message board, but I feel like we should have our own.

...unfortunately, I couldn't carry a tune inna bucket, much less come up with lyrics.

ETA: You go to hell.

CheekyWench · Nov 29, 2010

Clovia said:
Here's one on another message board, but I feel like we should have our own.

...unfortunately, I couldn't carry a tune inna bucket, much less come up with lyrics.

ETA: You go to hell.

Yeah but that carol is spot on.

:climbs in hand basket:

MacAllister · Nov 29, 2010

Krampus roasting on an open fire?

Calla Lily · Nov 29, 2010

Krampus carol #1: O Krampus switch, O Krampus switch, How well you swat the kids' butts!

Krampus Carol #2: Hark! The roaming Krampus comes: Bad kids better hide their bums!

Krampus Carol #3: The Krampus roams on midnights clear; his glorious songs to cause On kids who choose to misbehave: Teh evil anti-Claus!

Feel free to continue.

Vespertilion · Nov 29, 2010

Nothing says wholesome like holiday paper crafts! (downloadable here.)

Calla Lily · Nov 29, 2010

Williebee · Nov 29, 2010

I had a krampus this morning, but I massaged it and it went away.

Kyla Laufreyson · Nov 29, 2010

I am so baffled about what I should even say to this.

CheekyWench · Nov 29, 2010

Clovia said:
Nothing says wholesome like holiday paper crafts! (downloadable here.)

I LOVE THIS. SO much.

CheekyWench · Nov 29, 2010

Arianna Sterling said:
I am so baffled about what I should even say to this.

meh.. people in other countries do things differently

MacAllister · Nov 29, 2010

At least we don't draw lots for a King of Misrule we later sacrifice. We have a Krampus and a six-page thread about anal glands...but we're still civilized, dammit.

Kyla Laufreyson · Nov 29, 2010

I think I can learn to accept Krampus, but uh...why do we have a six-page thread about anal glands? Or should I just go read it for myself to find out?

Vespertilion · Nov 29, 2010

C'mon! He's not eeeeevil--he's just playing Bad Cop so there's a reason to stay of the naughty list. Bad kid in the distance with birched rump, good kids get to pet the little goaty beard and have their stocking-toe orange early!

MacAllister · Nov 29, 2010

I have a bunch for this year. <g> Remember how hard it was to find 'em, last year, Clovia?

Vespertilion · Nov 29, 2010

MacAllister said:
I have a bunch for this year. <g> Remember how hard it was to find 'em, last year, Clovia?

I do! That was partly why Sunna had to make us the special one

I was both happy and a little jealous to see how popular he's gotten so quickly. (Grrr, he's ours--Yay! Krampus stuff!) His appearance on Venture Brothers probably had something to do with it, but we still beat Stephen Colbert to it by several days last year. Ha!

Calla Lily · Nov 29, 2010

Now I want a stocking-toe orange. I love the way they smell on Christmas morning.

MacAllister · Nov 29, 2010

I still have Sunna's special Krampus, by the way.

I'm just saving him to share later. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Kyla Laufreyson · Nov 29, 2010

Out of curiosity, how frequently will you be changing the image of Krampus?

MacAllister · Nov 29, 2010

I change the holiday image every day between now and New Year's, but they won't all be Krampus pictures.

Kyla Laufreyson · Nov 29, 2010

Then I suppose I'll have to be on the lookout. Maybe I'll save them all into a Krampus folder...hmm.

KRAMPUS! (Christmas Imp sporadically at the top of the forums)

O.o

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

O.o

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

O.o

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

O.o

'Twas but a dream of thee

On hiatus

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

On hiatus

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Oops

O.o

O.o

'Twas but a dream of thee

Oops

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

'Twas but a dream of thee

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

On hiatus

'Twas but a dream of thee

Oops

'Twas but a dream of thee

Oops