On a dark desert island, cool wind where I used to have hair,
Warm smell of Bear’s bedpans, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light.
My head grew heavy ’cause it was after eight.
I had to nap for the night.
OFG stood in the doorway; I heard the lights-out bell.
I was thinking to myself: "This could be Heaven, or this could be Hell."
Someone lit up a rolled one, and it showed me the way.
There was barking down the corridor.
I thought I heard Haggis say...
“Welcome to the Tiki Isle Infirm’ry.
Such a lovely place. Such a lovely place. Oh, such style ’n’ grace.
Plenty of room at the Tiki Isle Infirm’ry.
Any time of year. Any time of year. It’s a dog house here."
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door.
Had to find BardSkye’s boat back to the forum we had before.
"Relax," said the Porter. "We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"
Warm smell of Bear’s bedpans, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light.
My head grew heavy ’cause it was after eight.
I had to nap for the night.
OFG stood in the doorway; I heard the lights-out bell.
I was thinking to myself: "This could be Heaven, or this could be Hell."
Someone lit up a rolled one, and it showed me the way.
There was barking down the corridor.
I thought I heard Haggis say...
“Welcome to the Tiki Isle Infirm’ry.
Such a lovely place. Such a lovely place. Oh, such style ’n’ grace.
Plenty of room at the Tiki Isle Infirm’ry.
Any time of year. Any time of year. It’s a dog house here."
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door.
Had to find BardSkye’s boat back to the forum we had before.
"Relax," said the Porter. "We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"
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all. After six years of grading high school senior papers and 19 years of marking freshman 101 floppy disks, I can plagiarize with the best of 'em. I think the original lyrics were by the 101st Screaming Eagles. I could be wrong.
GailD 
