There, there, Joe.
There, there.
Take consolation in the fact that by the time she starts becoming menopausal, you probably won't be in a position to pay it much attention.
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There, there.
Take consolation in the fact that by the time she starts becoming menopausal, you probably won't be in a position to pay it much attention.
Hell, I might be in no position to pay much attention when she becomes a PMS-ing teenage girl.
I remember
I remember when gas was 10 cents a gallon, in San Diego, no less. I remember milk trucks, bread trucks, black and white TV, original broadcasts of 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners'.
I remember the lyrics to some television show theme songs but I can't remember the names of my best friends.
I can't remember why I went to that room.
Does that make me old enough?
(Writer looks at his driver's license)
DavidJ
I remember when gas was 10 cents a gallon, in San Diego, no less. I remember milk trucks, bread trucks, black and white TV, original broadcasts of 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners'.
I remember the lyrics to some television show theme songs but I can't remember the names of my best friends.
I can't remember why I went to that room.
Does that make me old enough?
(Writer looks at his driver's license)
DavidJ
UPDATE...
The anthology containing my two short stories, announced for Kindle version three weeks ago, has finally been released in print version also, on 10/13. Here's the link: https://www.createspace.com/4002052. It feels kinda good to have something published besides a column in a local newspaper or political cartoons. I might stick with this writing thang.
The anthology containing my two short stories, announced for Kindle version three weeks ago, has finally been released in print version also, on 10/13. Here's the link: https://www.createspace.com/4002052. It feels kinda good to have something published besides a column in a local newspaper or political cartoons. I might stick with this writing thang.
Thanks, Dawg.Nice, Mr. Bear. You may want to get the print version in your sigline too.
Dude, you're on top of all this, aint'cha?
Not really. I just want you to sell something so you have enough money to buy the booze next week.
*wanders into thread, pulls up a chair, sit down and waits for something interesting to happen*
*rereads title of thread*
*gets up, replaces chair in original position*
*leaves thread while mumbling to herself*
"Ol' farts thread, 'ell ain't nuthing interesting gonna happen in here...its after 10 pm!"
*gets up, replaces chair in original position*
*leaves thread while mumbling to herself*
"Ol' farts thread, 'ell ain't nuthing interesting gonna happen in here...its after 10 pm!"
Thanks, SR. You rock! You certainly do based on the music you listen to anyway.
Again?
It's after 11:00pm that you'll notice old farts sneaking into other rooms for the night ... or at least for 10 minutes.
Why is it young people always think us old folks go to bed early and sleep what life we have left away. Sleep less now that when I was a young'n.
Shawn off to watch DVR Standing Bear.
Shawn off to watch DVR Standing Bear.
Good Morning and congratulations! I bought it for my Kindle. You're book is #3 on my backlog of books to read. That's the one flaw of this board. I'm going broke buying books. Not to break your anonymity, but a code word to detect your story would be great, or I could guess and we could make a game of it.
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