Liosse de Velishaf
Banned
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fairy princess of Cantin-air (shut up it rhymes)
In Faeryland, born and raised
On the vineropes was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And flittin' around, flyin' all around the pool
When a couple of pixies up to no good
Started making trouble in my enchanted wood
I got in one little fight and the Queen got scared
And said "You're moving with the leopluridon and bantha in Cantin-air"
I whistled for a dragonfly and when it came near the
License plate said "dong garden" and a lightsaber was there,
If anything I could say that this bug was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo bug, to Cantin-air!
I pulled up to the cantina about seven or eight
And I yelled to my ride "Yo, 'fly, catch you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the fairy princess of Cantin-air
I see a new reality show in the making here... Contestants have their hands tied behind their backs and are shut in a completely edible room. They must eat their way out (and not everything tastes good).
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fairy princess of Cantin-air (shut up it rhymes)
In Faeryland, born and raised
On the vineropes was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And flittin' around, flyin' all around the pool
When a couple of pixies up to no good
Started making trouble in my enchanted wood
I got in one little fight and the Queen got scared
And said "You're moving with the leopluridon and bantha in Cantin-air"
I whistled for a dragonfly and when it came near the
License plate said "dong garden" and a lightsaber was there,
If anything I could say that this bug was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo bug, to Cantin-air!
I pulled up to the cantina about seven or eight
And I yelled to my ride "Yo, 'fly, catch you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the fairy princess of Cantin-air
Some how I don't believe you.I... remained stoic and manly all though that film. *nods* Didn't cry once...
That's pretty awesome.Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fairy princess of Cantin-air (shut up it rhymes)
In Faeryland, born and raised
On the vineropes was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And flittin' around, flyin' all around the pool
When a couple of pixies up to no good
Started making trouble in my enchanted wood
I got in one little fight and the Queen got scared
And said "You're moving with the leopluridon and bantha in Cantin-air"
I whistled for a dragonfly and when it came near the
License plate said "dong garden" and a lightsaber was there,
If anything I could say that this bug was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo bug, to Cantin-air!
I pulled up to the cantina about seven or eight
And I yelled to my ride "Yo, 'fly, catch you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the fairy princess of Cantin-air
NAME CHANGE!!!
Everyone, man the battle stations! Call out the Marines! Send the ballast smibbles overboard!
And for goodness sake! Someone make tea!
Back from church, anybody miss me?
My preacher gave me the coolest Christmas gift: a fountain pen and ink. He has a terrific collection of antique and modern fountain pens, and he was very admiring of my two lonely pens. So he gave me a new one.
Bettie, that was the awesome.
Back from work, did anybody miss me
Also, found out next weeks roster. Working the day before and after Christmas.
You're always missed.Back from church, anybody miss me?
My preacher gave me the coolest Christmas gift: a fountain pen and ink. He has a terrific collection of antique and modern fountain pens, and he was very admiring of my two lonely pens. So he gave me a new one.
It stinks doesn't it? However, I technically get both of those days off because of my schedule. I do have to come in the day after Christmas, but not until 10:30 that night, so it's kind of like getting the day off.Also, found out next weeks roster. Working the day before and after Christmas.
Bettie, that was the awesome.
Back from work, did anybody miss me
Also, found out next weeks roster. Working the day before and after Christmas.
It stinks doesn't it? However, I technically get both of those days off because of my schedule. I do have to come in the day after Christmas, but not until 10:30 that night, so it's kind of like getting the day off.
Speaking of work, that's where I'm headed. Goodnight everyone!
YES!
ION: I finally saw Toy Story 3. And I cried. Twice. I'm such a baby.
I... remained stoic and manly all though that film. *nods* Didn't cry once...
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fairy princess of Cantin-air (shut up it rhymes)
In Faeryland, born and raised
On the vineropes was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And flittin' around, flyin' all around the pool
When a couple of pixies up to no good
Started making trouble in my enchanted wood
I got in one little fight and the Queen got scared
And said "You're moving with the leopluridon and bantha in Cantin-air"
I whistled for a dragonfly and when it came near the
License plate said "dong garden" and a lightsaber was there,
If anything I could say that this bug was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo bug, to Cantin-air!
I pulled up to the cantina about seven or eight
And I yelled to my ride "Yo, 'fly, catch you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the fairy princess of Cantin-air
Morning
I have work today. At last.
*starts humming the money money money song*
Back from church, anybody miss me?
My preacher gave me the coolest Christmas gift: a fountain pen and ink. He has a terrific collection of antique and modern fountain pens, and he was very admiring of my two lonely pens. So he gave me a new one.
Bettie, that was the awesome.
Back from work, did anybody miss me
Also, found out next weeks roster. Working the day before and after Christmas.
I'm a casual worker, which means my 23 dollars and hour will be 50 an hour. Given it would normally take me all week to earn 250, and I'll be doing it in 5 hours, I'm quite happy to work boxing day.
Well, there's not really a need as such, for explicit swear words. I know the childish ones, such as uncou, which is "poop". I also know bakayarou and yarou - they pretty much mean bastard. Temei can be used the same way. Aho means something similar everywhere baring Osaka, where it's actually a familiar term of address if you're calling someone a fool. kusou and chikushō is sh*t, but it's more used like we use "damn".
There are others, like sl*t ect, all the ones to do with sex, but I don't think I'd ever bother with them.
If I ever wanted to be insulting I would just drop all the polite tenses from the verbs, and change the "you" to either omae (which isn't so impoliete for guys, but it is if a girl uses it. Or I would use temei, which would be more impolite), and probably change all my verbs to the imperative form. And start sticking "me" everywhere, as it's a suffix which makes other words more contemptuous. Sort of like the opposite to tacking "O" onto words to make them more polite.
It's hard to explain it by comparing it to English, but you can be jaw droppingly rude to another person without actually saying a swear word. You can also be achingly polite in speach and be staying some not so nice things.
Personally, that's one of the things I find so fascinating about the language. If debio's around he probably knows some swear words that are worse.
I just noticed that I'm stronger than I thought: I have been shot on the leg when I was 14 and got a gun pointed at my face when I was 12. How many folks can say that?