FAQ: Flouncing Properly via a Brave Exit Speech Template

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Or how about the classic that follows.


I give you.....the deleted flounce.
 
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I tried to flounce in another thread and it was awful... I stammered and stuttered and - drat it all - then I cried... how humiliating. And I didn't have a boa or a door to slam.

At least I didn't do the DOH flounce, though... that would have been really embarassing.

And I don't have one any better to offer, either. **slinks out in shame**
 

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Hah! The aborted, almost flounce. Walk into a doorframe and it could be a clownce. (;) With apologies to RT.)
 

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My personaly favorite flounce:

"Great friends, please come into this small room of a thread so I can tell you all something very important. ...Everyone in? No one's missing?? Excellent! I just wanted to say-"*throws active grenade into crowd of people* "That I ^%&*ing hate you all and you suck as writers! Seeya!" *scrambles out, laughs as building blows into the sky*
 
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Then there's "boy, won't YOU be sorry when you see what I'll be writing about you on my MyLiveBloggerJournalSpace! Oh, wait, that's right: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO READ IT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST!"

Yeah, I'm cryin' in my beer.
 

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The actual punishment would be if they do contact you just to let you know they *have* included you on their MyLiveBloggerJournalSpace friends list.

"I've put you on my friends list. Now everybody knows you know that I know that you know that they know that you are acquainted with me."
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Disgusting.

I mean that pathetic excuse for a flounce performed by Commatose Kidd earlier today.

I mean...really.

I've seen better flounces by a two year old.
 

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They're flouncie, pouncie, bouncie-wouncie, fun fun fun fun fun. But the most wonderful thing about Flouncies is all in how they're done.

ALLLLLL - in how they're done.
 

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Goodbye everyone, I've been ignored and rejected far too long! Nobody notices me or my brilliance. This community would be much better if you didn't jump down every persons throat on almost every damn post. You're all a bunch of hacks and copycats. I hope your pens run out of ink and your printers jam!

I keed, I keed!

I found a "Goodbye I hate you all" post generator. http://springs1.0catch.com/goodbye.html

If this link was already posted, then... fine, be that way.
 

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Goodbye everyone, I'm going to leave this community because of you. Right now. Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. Be happy with your commuinty of bitches, since you are the queen of them. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. i'm out of here. i am not sad about it either. F*** YOU!!!!!

Hey, that thing works!

Better than the time I tired to flounce and got my boa caught in the door. That sort of ruined the dramatic effect....
 

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Excellent link... but apparently limited in its scope... here's the one I generated:

Goodbye everyone, I feel that alot of you miss the point of this community. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. UR loosers! Haskins and Omni are the only ones who'd understand if you hadn't run them off, too! it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. I THOUGHT THIS COMMUNITY WAS FULL OF LOVE BUT I SEE THEY ARE FULL OF HATERS AND PEOPLE WHO JUST COMMENT, JUST TO INSULT A FELLOW MEMBER. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. To the rest, enjoy your illusions of moral and intellectual superiority. I'd rather waste my time in groups where people actually talk topics. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. Gelus pigs!

We'll have to be on the lookout for flouncers who use it...

Warning: points will be deducted for generated flounces! For gods' sakes! You're writers! Write your own damn flounce! :Soapbox:

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Snipped...

Warning: points will be deducted for generated flounces! For gods' sakes! You're writers! Write your own damn flounce! :Soapbox:

:D


Well. Just for that sniiiiiiide remark, I'm leaving!

So I can go eat something. Then I'll probably be back on later but don't tell anyone.
:D
 
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How's this?
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Or else there's this...
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