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Oh.

KellyAssauer said:

...and...

what about the sheep?

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They ba-a-a.

auntypsychotic said:

Yes, Ed, I know why they wear the boots but the real pros have canvas stirrups inside their boots. Those little hooves are sharp. And the velcro on their britches helps hold the little trollops in place.

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You seem to have some knowledge only an 'insider' (wink, wink) would have, auntie.

A friend of mine (down in Marin - that's the only place shit like this happens)
tried the velcro pants idea out. He had switched from raising sheep to raising velcro. They're pretty much the same critter, the velcro being a bit smaller, with shorter legs and a tighter fuzz. He found that when the velcro was in the right position for, well, you know, snake farm, its legs were no longer in the boots.

He hit on the velcro pants idea. Place the velco, have your way then r-r-r-rip that sucker off of you. No more rubber boots.

JustcallmeEd said:

No more rubber boots.

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A fine thing for you to say!

Some people like rubber boots.

JustcallmeEd said:

You seem to have some knowledge only an 'insider' (wink, wink) would have, auntie.

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Not the way you might think, leering Ed. I did the design and sewing for their velcroed pants.

He had switched from raising sheep to raising velcro. They're pretty much the same critter, the velcro being a bit smaller, with shorter legs and a tighter fuzz. He found that when the velcro was in the right position for, well, you know, snake farm, its legs were no longer in the boots.

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Really? What does a well-grown velcro bring on the market? Does he also raise naugha? Seems like they'd be a good companion crop. And getting ridding of the boots is a lot safer than risking those little razor hooves. Filthy beasts caused terrible infections.

A Royal Invitation

Greetings, fellow newbies and oldies:

I would like to personally invite you to a costume gala I am having in the Castle ballroom this Saturday eve to commemorate my auspicious reign.

Your Invitation Letter

Sparkles, desserts and other sundries of a non-deviant nature are certainly welcome.

~Winks

Dang.

There's that non-deviant clause again.
I never get invited anywhere.

KellyAssauer said:

Dang.

There's that non-deviant clause again.
I never get invited anywhere.

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I meant food, not social deviants.

Want to be my other DJ for the event? The ball could use someone of your discerning tastes.

My Aussie screenwriting patron returned.

Mate has emailed me 20 times since he reappeared. Four hours ago. He showed back up four hours ago.

Emailed twenty times.

I know!

I'll have a pint of Bailey's~!

You could just change your email address without telling him...

And look on the bright side! At least you know exactly what he wants!

um. Maybe you should have a Bailey's.



MY bright news is that my exam is finally over! The big scary one! And it was... fantastic! So I'm celebrating with a batch of surprise cookies, eat one and let us know what you find inside!

Hello and Happy Christmas, y'all. I'll have a Guinness and a mince pie, please. That's what they serve me in Ireland when I visit. Of course a cookie or two is ALWAYS welcome.

Nice place you have here. Interesting characters as well. Hope y'all like Christmas!

Guess again...you are only 97 days out. Better start assembling your list!

Santajoe said:

Hope y'all like Christmas!

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Hate. it.

Some days, it boils down to getting the hard work done, and having the presence of mind to take the cannolis.

You can't see the blood splatters on me, can you?

I think I'll make a nice Bailey's and coffee.

What pretty cookies!

Hello, Miss Aphrodite,

You look fabulous! Vivid red does hide bloodstains nicely and it brings our your eyes.

How do you feel about rasberry danish? Roomie made a huge batch.

I'll just pour out a dab of BB.

*pops out from sparkly trapdoor*

Did someone say danish?

I mean...Yarrrr, mateys, someone be speaking of Danish in me presence? Pluck me parrot but that sounds tasty!

(It's Pirate Friday in case you didn't get the newsflash)

Raspberries are wonderful!

Thank you Aunty!

auntypsychotic said:

Really? What does a well-grown velcro bring on the market? Does he also raise naugha? Seems like they'd be a good companion crop.

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My mind wanders back from imagining this bunch at a costume gala. I've concluded that everyone would look the same.

As far as I know, aunty, it's kind of like the Russians and ermine. They won't sell live ones so as to keep a lock on the market (they're greedy bastards down there in Marin - that's why they're all rich). Plus they have a patent on the modified genes which produce all the bright colors.

Nauga does seem like a good mix - you could run them with the male or female velcro (which have to be kept apart, except when breeding) and not worry about them getting stuck to one another. I'll ask him.

hey tiddly dear, have another. In addition to the danish I brought you a surprise ...

Thank you, aunty? Though, perhaps I should hold thanks until I find out what the 'surprise' is...

Also, to any newbies floating around looking for a little fun this eve, the Monarchical Costume Gala is currently underway in the Castle. Stop by, have a drink, dance, and share ink with shameless royalty...

~Winks

I tried to get them to you before your soiree but no such luck. I found a 25 foot length of crystal and pearl garland. Would have been perfect for your party.

Curses! Foiled by the evil AW fairy who took down the site right during my ball.

If you still have them, however, perhaps Tiana and I can use them in our redecorating endeavors...