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yeah, well,....

you see, here's the thing daniel,...she's not very good.



















*spit*
 

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*nods back*

*spit*

Marshel. Shouldn't you be out huntin' a battery?
 

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Hung 'em huh? Sorry I missed it

*spit*
 

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*runs in through the bat wings doors all out of breathe*

*walks back to the batwing doors and looks up at them*


Drat. *takes a pool cue and pushes at the doors to get them aswinging. Then, satisfied, runs to the bar as the batwing doors creak*


Hey! You'll never guess where I just was!
 

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Hello?

*notices a layer of dust on the bar, cobwebs on the staircase, a skeleton in one of the chairs holding some cards*


Man. Either they're doin Halloween up right, or no one has been here for a week!


Maybe they wuz all kidnapped! Oh, my. What should I do? The Marshall ain't here neither. Maybe he done been kidnapped, too. Think, Ferret, think!


If I was a bunch of sod-busting, side-winding, caterwauling drunks, where would I be?


Of course!


*walks behind the bar and grabs a bottle of whiskey. Opens it and takes a swallow. Then looks around*


Well, I ruled out "behind the bar." Guess while I'm here I should finish this bottle and rule out they ain't inside.
 

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Ferret, nears as I can tells they was hangin' out on some derned noisy iron stage they got from somethin' called a comedy Caberet an they done ended up fallin' into the clutches o' the Horror Hounds.

I bartend there. Sometimes. Well, usually. When I ain't conjurin' up some newfangled whatnots in m' laboratry.
 

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Haggis! Thank dog you're all right. Where is everyone?

Dernit. * spit* <eyes skeleton> Guess we needs t' gits us a new pianer player.

Ferret, nears as I can tells they was hangin' out on some derned noisy iron stage they got from somethin' called a comedy Caberet an they done ended up fallin' into the clutches o' the Horror Hounds.

I bartend there. Sometimes. Well, usually. When I ain't conjurin' up some newfangled whatnots in m' laboratry.
The preacher's mostly right, Ferret. The Cabaret bus done broke down in the Horrer forum, the Cooking forum and the Western forum. Dawg knows where it'sgonna break down next.
 

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How the hell did a bus get in here?!
 

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And what?! Clicked their heels together saying, "there's nothing like a bus".
 

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If you mean being stuck to its grill after it ran me and my horse over, then yes.
 

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Sorry to hear that.

By the way, have they even invented buses yet?

ETA: And give Trigger my best.
 

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You tell me. It looked you behind the wheel of that thing.
 

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Everyone knows that Cray should be banned from driving at all.