Funny Fake Names You've Heard

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I've known people who went around calling themselves pretty funny names, but then, I hung around with a lot of science fiction writers and fans.
 

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There's all the "credits" at the end of NPR's "Car Talk," the people who allegedly help bring you the show. All I can remember right now is their statistician, Marge Inovera.
 

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My friends and I used to take it a step further and make fake and funny titles of books, matching them up with appropriate authors. (No better place for that than right here on AW;))

Here are two I can remember:

Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Nitely
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Russian Castration, by Whobitcher Kokov (cowritten by Dick Kurtz)

Funny thread. Great time waster when I really should be writing.
 

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Dick Hyman was a singer.

Dick Gazinya is fictitious.

Buster Crabbe played Tarzan.

Peter Bonerz used to get screen credits on the old 70's sitcoms.

Dick Long was my neighbor a few years ago.
 

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One time, in a... humorous piece, I guess: Ima Ho.

Others: Travis Tea, Sharla Tann, and the collective pen name for my "project" (which I shall shut up about until I'm finished).
 

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In high school I entered Dick Hertz at the bottom of the roll call for the substitute teacher to call out. After saying it twice, and not receiving an answer she then called out, "Who's Dick Hertz."
(Yes, I was that kid) Even the principal thought it was funny.

My mother forced me to go with her to some silly event and we bumped into two people she had gone to school with. I was then introduced to Harry and Anita Dick. I'm sure that my collapse into guffaws caused them to think I was on drugs.

I'm still known, now and then, to get the ever helpful folks at the mall, Wal-Mart, etc. to page my friend Lou Zer. Nothing like hearing: "Would a Lou Zer please come to the customer service desk." over the intercom to make your shopping day complete. :D
 

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I'm still known, now and then, to get the ever helpful folks at the mall, Wal-Mart, etc. to page my friend Lou Zer. Nothing like hearing: "Would a Lou Zer please come to the customer service desk." over the intercom to make your shopping day complete. :D
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Hmm. Do you do the same thing at airports? Cuz I swear I've heard some of the most interesting names being paged while walking through various airports. Lots of times it's famous people (yeah right) but I've heard a few "Lou Zers" paged as well! Too funny!
 

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As seen on a patient care report as an EMT student many moons ago - two twin children involved in a collision. Their names were Male and Female, pronounced Mall-e and Fe-mall-e.

Another is a friend who has a co-worker whose name is Richard Head. He's fondly known as Dick Head.

A classmate of mine thumbed through her fathers high school album and found the name 'Harry Peters'.

All of the above are true.
 

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Hmm. Do you do the same thing at airports? Cuz I swear I've heard some of the most interesting names being paged while walking through various airports. Lots of times it's famous people (yeah right) but I've heard a few "Lou Zers" paged as well! Too funny!

Lol! I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I may incriminate myself even further. But, a couple of those folks can be found on the way to Cinn-a-Bons at O'hare. ;)
 

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My full name:

Bartholomew Maxillian Tarsisious Malkezedek Engetschwëiller-Klick.

How I sign:

Bartholomew M Klick

The unforunate abbreviation:

B.M.K.

And now James Richie knows what I really have against my parents.

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i heard of a racehorse named hoof hearted- which if said fast enough...
 

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Ven Dur and his brother, Ben Dur

Ima Hoe

I actually went to school with Ima Hoe, Ven Dur, and Ben Dur. :D
 

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Rush's guitarist, who's a notorious wisenheimer, has been known to register at hotels under the name Hugh Jass.

Back when I was a receptionist, we had a gentleman come in to start his first day on the job named Harry Cox. I didn't get it because I was reading his name from a list, but one of the guys in the security control center (in an alcove off the main lobby, near my desk) did. I fully expected we were going to have to revive him after he died laughing...
 

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My friends and I used to take it a step further and make fake and funny titles of books, matching them up with appropriate authors. (No better place for that than right here on AW;))

Here are two I can remember:

Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Nitely
and
Russian Castration, by Whobitcher Kokov (cowritten by Dick Kurtz)

Funny thread. Great time waster when I really should be writing.


A couple of others:

Glass Bottom Boats, by Seymour Butts

Five Miles to the Outhouse, by Will E. Maykette
 

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ive got a few jack hoffs, anita life, ben dover, fieldy snuts(nickname for bass guitarist of korn ), and last but not least this one i made up yaakov s. alnight is the short version the full is yaakov solaat alnight
 

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Went to school with: Chris Cross, Sandy Lot and Anita Lay.
Worked once for: Richard Skinner.
Always imagined someday finally meeting William Joseph James Roberts. (aka: the real Billy Joe Jim Bob).
Remember only the following from National Lampoon:
Mary C, Doats, Dossy Doats & Lillian C. Divey...