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Well, don't look at me, I'm not a fan of noob-kabob
 

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Is there a barkeep in the house?
 

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DO I need to get the water gun of Karmic cleansing?
 

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Okay then, the first contestant in the wet t-shirt contest will be Greg, then Haggis, now where's Dan and the Englishman to round out the competition?
 

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Well what did you expect? I'm the one with the water gun.
 

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I'm sorry. I have no man-tits. And I have a belly full of beer. And a very hairy chest.

But spray me down never the less. It's goddamn hot outside.

Oh, and I don't wear t-shirts though a nice Hawaiian is in the cards today.
I wouldn't mind a nice Hawaiian.

Uh....You talking about a shirt or a hula dancer?
 

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Well, hoo dawgies! Someone went an' left their shootin' iron lying' there's on the bar. Why, it might be dangerous seein' if'n's it's loaded and what-all. I'll just point it at the little undead dawgie thingie and squeeze off a coupla' rounds in his general direction - just t' gets a feel fer this piece o' iron...

<aims, sights down barrel from rear to front (no, I ain't gonna' look in the barrel ya' dufouses), with eye pressed real close, okeydokey, pulls back, squeezes trigger three times quickly...>

Drat! Stupid little dawg wouldn't stay still whilst I was tryin' t' kilt it...
 

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Well, hoo dawgies! Someone went an' left their shootin' iron lying' there's on the bar. Why, it might be dangerous seein' if'n's it's loaded and what-all. I'll just point it at the little undead dawgie thingie and squeeze off a coupla' rounds in his general direction - just t' gets a feel fer this piece o' iron...

<aims, sights down barrel from rear to front (no, I ain't gonna' look in the barrel ya' dufouses), with eye pressed real close, okeydokey, pulls back, squeezes trigger three times quickly...>

Drat! Stupid little dawg wouldn't stay still whilst I was tryin' t' kilt it...
*spit*

Say there, preacher man. Ain't you supposed to be summoning up some demons setting up the tables and chairs fer the ice cream social? I'd much rather you'd be doin' that than tryin' to make me more undead than I already am.

*spit*
 

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W'ell, somebody ought Not t' be leavin' thar shootin' irons on the bar there, Sheriff if'n's they's don't want nobody shooting' at stuff.

Howsevers, now that you mentions it - there is a summoning I's needs t' be workin' on. Think I'll swing by the sportin' house an' sees if'n I can't pick me up a sacri...er, donation or two.
 

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Here you go, Shadow


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Service sure is slow around here. Ten hour wait for a lousy glass of water? Good thing he didn't want popcorn with that.