Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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The Great White Fleet had nothing to do with the war of 1812

damned kids who don't read history ...
 

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Wait -- I thought the Great White Fleet was that thing Captain Ahab was always chasing. *twitters friends: GR8 WITE FLEET - WTF?*

Angie, yer lookin' kinda...rabbity. (Speaking of which, where'd the bunneh go? Was he seriously banned? I mean, not that it would surprise me or anything.)

*jumps on bar (easier now with thigh-high split in dress), clears throat*

It seems like just a couple of short days ago that, having reached 1000 rep points, I indicated that I probably wouldn't have occasion to make another speech for a while. I know how that must have disappointed some of you. And I'm afraid I have more bad news. I'm heading off tomorrow to see my folks for a week, and they have dial-up. So you likely won't hear much from me until I get back. But I know you'll all buck up as best you can, and do your part in keeping the standards of this place at their current abysmal level.

*waits expectantly for wails of dismay, realizes that no one's paying any attention, grabs a bottle of Laphroaig for the trip, and jumps off the bar*
 

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Wait -- I thought the Great White Fleet was that thing Captain Ahab was always chasing. *twitters friends: GR8 WITE FLEET - WTF?*

Angie, yer lookin' kinda...rabbity. (Speaking of which, where'd the bunneh go? Was he seriously banned? I mean, not that it would surprise me or anything.)

*jumps on bar (easier now with thigh-high split in dress), clears throat*

It seems like just a couple of short days ago that, having reached 1000 rep points, I indicated that I probably wouldn't have occasion to make another speech for a while. I know how that must have disappointed some of you. And I'm afraid I have more bad news. I'm heading off tomorrow to see my folks for a week, and they have dial-up. So you likely won't hear much from me until I get back. But I know you'll all buck up as best you can, and do your part in keeping the standards of this place at their current abysmal level.

*waits expectantly for wails of dismay, realizes that no one's paying any attention, grabs a bottle of Laphroaig for the trip, and jumps off the bar*

Grabs bottle of Laphroaig as she leaves.

*Hugs Chui*
You can't hug me, PD. You're cuddling the battery.
 

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Grabs bottle of Laphroaig as she leaves.


You can't hug me, PD. You're cuddling the battery.

I can hug you, Haggis.

*hugs Haggis and re-grabs bottle of Laphroaig*
 

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You know, while I was married to Haggis and throughout our bitter divorce proceedings and joyful reconciliation, I got a little bit of insight into his psyche. And I'm venturing to guess that those protesting yipes you're hearing from him are based not so much on his objection to a hug, but more on his objection to being squished that close to the battery. And it's not hard (tee hee) to see where he's coming (tee hee hee) from.

All right. I'm done here. Have to be up at 5 freaking a.m. Haggis baby, you're on your own.

*Leaves Haggis the Laphroaig after all, since he may need it.*

That's disgusting.

Exactly.
 

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I was just never sure of a couple of what.

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I'm sorry, Haggis, but I couldn't let a golden opportunity like that slip by...
 

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We are all very concerned...





well pretty concerned...





maybe a little concerned...





OK, face it we just don't give a f&%K.


And that pretty much sums it up
 

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Porter needs therapy. She feels way too many different things each morning.



*beats Gilroy and hands Angie a big cup of Joe*
 

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*is rudely awakened from his comfy couch in the corner*

Wha?

*gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee. Then places two platters of evil donuts on the bar*

Mrph.
When did the db come back? No wait, wrong colors...

I'm going back to sleep...
 

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You're looking very noir today, Reg.

Thank you. Decepticons are prone to the darker side of things.

*is rudely awakened from his comfy couch in the corner*

Wha?

*gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee. Then places two platters of evil donuts on the bar*

Mrph.
When did the db come back? No wait, wrong colors...

I'm going back to sleep...


Thanks, Gilroy
 
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