The Great White Fleet had nothing to do with the war of 1812
damned kids who don't read history ...
damned kids who don't read history ...
Angie, yer lookin' kinda...rabbity. (Speaking of which, where'd the bunneh go? Was he seriously banned? I mean, not that it would surprise me or anything.)
Wait -- I thought the Great White Fleet was that thing Captain Ahab was always chasing. *twitters friends: GR8 WITE FLEET - WTF?*
Angie, yer lookin' kinda...rabbity. (Speaking of which, where'd the bunneh go? Was he seriously banned? I mean, not that it would surprise me or anything.)
*jumps on bar (easier now with thigh-high split in dress), clears throat*
It seems like just a couple of short days ago that, having reached 1000 rep points, I indicated that I probably wouldn't have occasion to make another speech for a while. I know how that must have disappointed some of you. And I'm afraid I have more bad news. I'm heading off tomorrow to see my folks for a week, and they have dial-up. So you likely won't hear much from me until I get back. But I know you'll all buck up as best you can, and do your part in keeping the standards of this place at their current abysmal level.
*waits expectantly for wails of dismay, realizes that no one's paying any attention, grabs a bottle of Laphroaig for the trip, and jumps off the bar*
You can't hug me, PD. You're cuddling the battery.*Hugs Chui*
Grabs bottle of Laphroaig as she leaves.
You can't hug me, PD. You're cuddling the battery.
Grabs bottle of Laphroaig as she leaves.
You can't hug me, PD. You're cuddling the battery.
So...
Is that a zebbit or a rabbra?
*Scoops up Chui next to battery*
That's disgusting.
I was just never sure of a couple of what.
We are all very concerned...
well pretty concerned...
maybe a little concerned...
OK, face it we just don't give a f&%K.
. I'm heading off tomorrow to see my folks for a week, and they have dial-up. So you likely won't hear much from me until I get back. *
You're looking very noir today, Reg.
*is rudely awakened from his comfy couch in the corner*
Wha?
*gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee. Then places two platters of evil donuts on the bar*
Mrph.
When did the db come back? No wait, wrong colors...
I'm going back to sleep...